#22093 (183)
<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg
<supreemball> that sucks poosh
<supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it
#22094 (1409)
<g0atb0t> What's ADD stand for? Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
#22095 (254)
•shaggy• I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem
#22096 (479)
<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
#22098 (30)
<supreemball> my cock best viewed @ 2048x1536 resolution
#22106 (515)
<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"
#22107 (202)
<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay
<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls
#22109 (99)
*** Now talking in #anime
*** Topic is 'go to #anime-core'
* Kurin looks at the topic
<Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think?
<Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant'
<WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
#22112 (1872)
<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!
<Formin> o great =( what happened?
<Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of
<Formin> hahaha o god
<Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other.
<Formin> lmao
#22118 (249)
<Mr_Bandit> its LMAO not imo
#22121 (154)
<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot
<Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit
<Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out
#22123 (176)
<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now
#22124 (225)
<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure
#22127 (195)
<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago
<Preacher> i'm fecking livid
<Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :(
<Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat
<Mousey> go sell his guitar preach
<Preacher> it's my fecking guitar
#22130 (457)
<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort
#22132 (1103)
<poke> i'm not afraid of flying.
<poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.
#22135 (28)
<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete:  The dominating-set problem:  given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S?
<Oax> exactly k nodes
<kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no?
<Oax> no
<Oax> it's monotone
<kentyman> like my prof
#22149 (23)
<Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th
<Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them
#22152 (352)
<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;)
<liss> i dont think those places have mottos
<liss> it isnt mcdonalds
<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'
#22154 (226)
<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle
<skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle
<@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's
#22158 (126)
<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine
<Eclipse> that stuff is horrible
<skold> 'ear wax flavor'
<Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it
<Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine
#22159 (185)
<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream
<skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute
#22160 (428)
<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll
<jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself"
<@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself?
<@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up?
<@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself
#22161 (67)
<xoopx> america is bart, canada is millhouse
#22170 (232)
o0zeman: brb, need fluids.
haq: coincidentally, I have to pee.
haq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew taste test
o0zeman: haha