#21998 (190)
(drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;
(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
#21999 (1007)
(Ebony) There is a cat sitting on my foot.
(IDK) You kids and your jive talk.
#22000 (372)
<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black, bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell.  She couldn't grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.  Her entire rancid philosophy could have been killed if anyone had been brave or desperate enough to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her twat.
#22003 (151)
* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)
(FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
#22004 (125)
(niles) just uncomment #UseBlackMarketBabySales yes in /etc/ssh/sshd_config
#22007 (719)
<DTails> "i see disconnected people"
#22009 (164)
(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.
(Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both
(Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in movie entertainment?
(Sancho) we don't
(Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"
(IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo shoots stuck under them that weekend.
#22010 (181)
(cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty
(cowboy) buy high
(cowboy) sell sober
#22017 (76)
<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs
<LordOphidian> the circle of life
<cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create their own gravity
<RedVoop> The circle of boob.  It consumes us all.  As we find our hate...  on the nip all-dribbling...  o/~
<Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana in this conversation
<LordOphidian> yes we have
<Selby> I am at peace
#22032 (40)
<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it gush out?
<BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea
<Chikster> Rush, it would bleed
<Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though.
<Chikster> Caleb, like a tube
<RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
#22035 (-91)
<BeavisNuke>  I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug and spread it on my face every morning.
#22036 (195)
(cowboy) LOL
(cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny
(cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up
(cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page
(cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do
(cowboy) he asks why
(cowboy) I explain
(cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron designed it like that. That's stupid!"
(cowboy) I pause a moment
(cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like that.
(tobyl) lol
(cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well, uhhhhhhh
#22040 (178)
<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba
<isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else?
<NickBlasta> no white people
<isajeep> no nick
<isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
#22044 (212)
<agu> TETRIS FOR XBOX?!?!? - that should really push xbox to the limit ;)
#22046 (102)
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot of things
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right there
#22058 (632)
<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day
<mike> it's depths that get to me
#22061 (200)
<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au
<themole> I can't find that machine name
<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com
*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer)
<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
#22064 (29)
<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do
<Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are indiscriminate --'
<Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for exemple
#22068 (268)
<Mephistol> irn
<Mephistol> burn in hell
<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/
<Mephistol> and my mom came in
<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen
<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay
<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay
<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help
<irn> ahahah
#22076 (183)
<Capt_A> dude lol
<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
<[101st]Nutted> cool
<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
<Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL"
<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really killed kenedey"
<Capt_A> lol
#22082 (374)
2:49°am -(Nova`)- I'd like to cover your soft milky breasts with chocolate syrup and make a trail that goes down to between your legs. Then Ill slowly start licking up every drop.
2:49°am -(Nova`)- err
2:49°am -(Nova`)- SHIT!
2:49°am -(Nova`)- wrong chan
2:49°am -(Nova`)- sry
#22085 (562)
Captain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem, and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah
Captain: so i say why stop at one
Captain: do both
panckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for.... whats the charge called
panckreous: oh ya
panckreous: assassinating the president
#22088 (5)
<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway
<Glitch> so bye for now
<MK> bye
<MK> Live and Learn!
<Glitch> and then get luvs?
#22089 (411)
<lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks...
<lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick.
<lavhoes> and it's actually a guy.
<lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.
#22090 (368)
<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact
<wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching