#20408 (360)
<marlana> sorry had another contraction
#20417 (99)
<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online"
<freedumb> im fucking E-Martha Stuart
#20418 (319)
<StephHauth> why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!
#20431 (30)
<Dirty_Society> im talking this gurl into letting me give her a internet Facial
#20433 (220)
<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic, strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care? Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you might, and that one, can message me..
#20441 (246)
<DaReN^|53|> if ya ever wanna get outta class, just shit your pants
#20446 (180)
<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack
<freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'
#20452 (265)
<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!!
<ircbuddy> Stop whining.
#20457 (42)
<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit in the sink at school
#20459 (174)
<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"
#20466 (168)
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself
#20470 (38)
<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off
<Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple
#20505 (331)
<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop 100% of hackers.
#20506 (251)
<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.
#20507 (334)
<SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong
<SuM_gUy> ô¿ô
<wok> learn to spell then i will tell you
<SuM_gUy> wat did i spell rong
<SuM_gUy> hay
#20528 (392)
<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out.
<Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a web page she was interested in.
<Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope, and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too.
<acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about email?
<Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her that she could mail the url.
#20537 (202)
<Communista> I'm going to hell.
<Communista> I'm just a wicked person.
<Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned...
<Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a dead body?"
#20541 (1209)
<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass
<Demi> Its
<Demi> Free.
<@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.
#20623 (338)
[aq] i love irc quotes
[ob0t] i hate them
[ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard
#20645 (317)
<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!"
<ShadowLotus> LOL
<meep_meep> lol. catapults
#20696 (743)
<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.
<Rodent> Heh.
<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy
<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your cock in someone else's mouth?
<NephKa> jesus
<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.
<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.
<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off.
<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference
<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick
<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.
<NephKa> lol
<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society.
<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the fuck would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob
#20739 (266)
** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation
<mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball
<ragum> excuse me
<ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk?
<ragum> I could've sworn I did
*** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks
<HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females?
<HighChief> I could have sworn i did
<Atlantic`> ROFL
#20740 (1458)
<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card.
<Mordecai> done
<Inignot> 10 of diamonds!
<Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'
#20744 (881)
(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER
(Rai): hm
*** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
(Rai): That was too hard.
#20747 (128)
* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close