#20748 (647)
<ShadowMouse> bye
<Coan_Arcanius> bye
<[Bryan]> bye
<cams> bye
<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)
#20749 (40)
<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked.  pardon the pun.
#20750 (37)
<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg
<cyxx> that's like...6
<cyxx> wait..fuck
* cyxx curses his nick
<cyxx> I mean
* Nakago curses 6
* cyxx gives up and goes to the corner
#20753 (261)
<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002
#20755 (757)
<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<Bucky> Why stop there?
<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
#20757 (281)
<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.
#20759 (203)
<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on
the screen... I think he misunderstood object oriented =)
#20761 (103)
<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<lewney> cause there was a long queue
<lewney> to the bathrooms...
<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.
#20782 (167)
<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P
#20788 (831)
<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
#20872 (521)
<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it
#20875 (648)
<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH!
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS!
<badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY
#20879 (704)
<GameBot> 133.  What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh
#20891 (660)
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD
#20920 (173)
<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know?
<[LsR]Darrian> lol
<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up, i dont want it.
<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"
#20922 (30)
Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
Morrolan: owch
Bruxail: Morrolan!
Xerin: Morrolan
Ildefonse: Morrolan
Morrolan: whoah
BowenTheKotoc: Morollan
Omni: Morr
Raven|E: Morollan
Primalmoon: Primalmoon
Bruxail: hehe
Omni: whered that come from :)
Ildefonse: OMG..
Faeleia: dork
Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..
#20924 (307)
<Chebarak> dude where you live?
<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands
<Chebarak> right
<Chebarak> so where you live ?
#20928 (281)
<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed.  I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him
#20929 (635)
<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?
<@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P
<anti-hero> like a play?
<@Oz> rofl
<@renetiq> lol
<anti-hero> how do u do it then?
<anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play
#20940 (203)
<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?
#20973 (692)
<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat
#20976 (163)
<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter
#20978 (1954)
<rzrshrp> I want food
<NickBlasta> build more farms
#20980 (245)
<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on
<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am
<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom
#20987 (149)
gree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a different man when i run linux