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#20220 (235)

<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question
<_ohm> girl/woman
<_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of ass sweat

#20225 (496)

<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the relationship.
<maxathome> cool, she knew unix?

#20227 (504)

<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out
<@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf

#20230 (887)

<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?
<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?
<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No

#20235 (467)

<jimmie> while i was gone
<jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them
<jimmie> i'm not sure what to think

#20240 (914)

<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear".
<sara> oh god that's awful
<outcaste> yes, yes it is
<jimmie> what a great idea
ð jimmie/#hades makes notes
<outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "fuck knows"

#20243 (96)

<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box

#20245 (284)

<waug> Did anyone else discover that drunk chicks are easier to seduce?

#20248 (164)

<notxyst> fuck budget cuts
<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts

#20254 (73)

<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE

#20259 (428)

<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with?
<marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something
<marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately
<marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?

#20269 (282)

<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern
<Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty shitty

#20274 (359)

<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister
<Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette
<Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin
<Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie
<martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p

#20286 (180)

jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house

#20290 (1459)

<partyman> hallo
<partyman> hei
<sara> ?
<partyman> hallo
<sara> what?
<partyman> kæm e du?
<sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex
<partyman> okei
<partyman> do you want netsex?

#20305 (127)

<sara> i <3'ed george michael
<sara> till
<sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan
<[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms
<[pele]> oh
<[pele]> that too

#20307 (178)

<Jon2> what's the racial slur for pakistanis?
<log> cab drivers?

#20309 (3)

<frash> STFU you candy coating lil spin doctor

#20318 (217)

<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?

#20344 (347)

<Hellace> \\192.168.28.98\movies2\video clips\kitty stir fry.mpeg
<Hellace> thats fucken wrong
<Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that
<Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace...
<Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something
<Hellace> well its dodgy hey
<Hellace> its a cat getting cooked..
<Gothmog> yeah i figured that
<Gothmog> stirfried infact...
<Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong"
<Zen> aarg
<Zen> that fucking horrible
<Gothmog> you watched it?
<Gothmog> LOL
<Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to not be fucking horrible?
<Zen> well curiosity killed the cat

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#20351 (334)

<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest thing in the universe
<wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the earth
<wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole
<NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty

#20352 (-35)

<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold
<wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east

#20358 (188)

<Acela> +v means that the CIA now has a fix on your location

#20383 (332)

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