#20069 (120)
<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam.
<erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.
#20071 (545)
* Doughboy ponders
* Beryllium contemplates
* Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny
* Beryllium makes a template of the coin
* Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting
<Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!
#20073 (460)
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#20078 (1196)
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
#20082 (264)
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
#20089 (112)
<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs
<Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect.
<i luv fluffy> hanna ur  a  sucking  flut
#20092 (37)
(¨) join/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..
(Cyril) hello???
(Cyril) anyone here?
(karabasik) dont try
(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)
(Cyril) how do you know?
(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC
(Cyril) mIRC
(¨) leave/#away (Cyril!~XCyrilX7@68.52.154.144)..
#20101 (247)
tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR
jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
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<@Rodan> Oral_U just shut down a paki internet cafe
#20108 (108)
<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the uglyest people ever
<Rival|Inq> "gamers gone ugly"
<Rival|Inq< "uncensored"
#20112 (272)
( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes bugging me
( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all over it?
( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that feature?
( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
#20122 (426)
<fong> can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN..
<orange1> use a crossover cable
<fong> i already have a crossover cable, 2 nics in 1 pc, and another in the client pc..
<fong> what do i do next?
<orange1> put the crossover cable between the two pc's
<fong> did that already
<orange1> then they're connected
<fong> its the configuration part i cant handle
<fong> yeah.. but i want them connected AND working
<netmunky> you never said shit about that
#20137 (250)
[@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that
[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI.
[@haro] lol, right..
[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
#20139 (190)
* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^Hwalking the dog
#20143 (320)
<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today
<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever.
<PsychoOne> he is gay
<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck dick"
#20150 (161)
<Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd stayed in school.
#20152 (183)
<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)
#20156 (236)
<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is ~70 days.
<plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days.
<plaz`> This irks me.
#20185 (378)
<Kowalski> Graeme - There are 10 million Norwegians, you can't piss all of them off
<Graeme> i could shoot A-Ha.
#20189 (435)
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
#20193 (148)
<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the
<UncleJed> Chihuahua!
<UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday,
<UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to
<UncleJed> replace its top executive and the
<UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the
<UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in
<UncleJed> commercials.
<_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources reported
#20203 (140)
<Wilco> [29.3%] 1986|||6770: World Currencies: Vietnam
<MiNTiE_> rice
#20214 (278)
-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
#20216 (356)
ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara
ð sara creams
<xyst> sara: you forgot an s.
#20218 (10)
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
<frash> op me cause I'm lame!
ùíù frash was kicked off #Twilight_Zone by callas (kick you cuz you're a dicksmack!)