#19346 (152)
<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null
<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null
<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?
<Tricks> i think u do mate
<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
#19541 (1500)
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½!
<enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??
#19718 (47)
<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz
<knee> that'll be $8.00
<FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective
<mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party
<mightyflo> hk bootlegs
<FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob
<FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx
#19748 (296)
<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks
<torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time.
<Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse
<Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole.
#19843 (47)
<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL
#19883 (365)
<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day
#19963 (257)
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg
#19977 (105)
<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack?
#20007 (374)
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster
<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?
#20008 (200)
<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-)
#20010 (516)
<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom"
#20016 (108)
<deevee> I love my new computer
<deevee> more than my gf
#20020 (184)
<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME
<emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?
<emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?
#20023 (560)
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
#20024 (269)
[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops
[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?
[20:48] <Cougar> there are
[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)
#20027 (58)
<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?
<pr0nfiend> why not
<pr0nfiend> mmm
<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls
<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW
<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
#20031 (390)
<Fryboy>  A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18
year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets
bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like,
you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence.
<Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.
#20033 (410)
<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups.  Hypocrysy at it's finest.
#20035 (26)
<kipozo> Guess what I bought today....
<kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
#20045 (374)
<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.
#20047 (457)
* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things.
<jc> japh did "hello, world" once.  It was pretty awesome.
<japh> No one does "hello world" like I do.
<vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.
#20052 (294)
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
#20056 (194)
<followme> I hate
<followme> bitchs
<followme> with a uq
<followme> less then mine
#20058 (123)
<Atom> im racist against leprachans
<Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!"
<Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"
#20064 (378)
<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.