#16757 (627)
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url?
#16758 (691)
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
#16760 (915)
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties
#16763 (26)
* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands
#16764 (119)
* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind
#16765 (31)
<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt
#16766 (211)
<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple"
#16767 (46)
<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading
#16771 (31)
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;(
#16772 (-21)
{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion
#16773 (41)
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate
#16776 (220)
<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
<Tjousk> only if it's loaded
#16778 (119)
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you?
#16779 (1478)
<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
<etoilet> hentai
#16780 (567)
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong
#16781 (452)
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
#16786 (482)
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#16789 (578)
<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead
#16790 (-5)
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·jimslim· !rules
#16796 (40)
<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind
#16798 (624)
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
#16800 (46)
<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it
#16802 (50)
<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'
#16806 (412)
<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...
<Zephyrr> So there.
<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.
<Undine> She does stuff.
#16807 (172)
<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?
<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you.