#16693
(31)beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: holy crap, my mom is online!! citygirl30_56308: lmao cherbare36: lol beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: ok...she didnt say hi to me.. beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: poor mom, she gets so lost when you hand her a keyboard and a mouse soooopafox: LoL my grammy is so adorable with the puter. beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: now when you hand my mom a remote, a phone and a credit card, she goes to town... soooopafox: LoL @ QVC #16694
(471)«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a cock «FivePee»: omg «FivePee»: get a coke «Electronut»: rofl #16698
(589)*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature) #16702
(49)<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants #16707
(321)*** Quits: nanm (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned)) #16708
(538)<Vile-> i need to take a shit <Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box <Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs <Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box <Vile-> and be like wtf #16712
(884)<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd <Deke> so Cass started cleaning up, since she found out that people're <Deke> coming over <Deke> and found 2 20GB drives in the couch <Deke> most people find coins <Deke> we find disk drives #16713
(30)<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human." He says "Bitches is bitches." <Gygus> Heeheeheeheee..... #16714
(119)<Lyme> you know, sometimes, I ponder underwear. #16715
(320)<Omega> why do your parents hate you <Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with airlines/bus <Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the highway and sleep where I can <Rai> its fun <Omega> lol <Omega> so your a hobo <Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged" #16718
(303)<[sPaG]> I USED TO LISTEN TO NSYNC WHEN THEY WERE UNDERGROUND #16719
(210)<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it #16722
(266)<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers #16725
(177)<@assman> api <@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with <@icmp> ;/ <@icmp> my hand <@icmp> :[ #16729
(217)<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist <Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P <Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned to type :( #16730
(1818)*** Pikachu has joined #Distro <kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it. <kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters. <kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)... <kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !" <kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard. <Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !! <kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ? <kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now. *** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout) <basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin' #16734
(48)ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis. blx001: you mean snickers ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis. blx001: no you mean snikers SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now #16737
(220)<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind. <Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit? <Joelz> That's what shoes are for. #16744
(57)<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk #16747
(157)<whistler> I PLANNED IF WE WERE BOMBED BY CANADA <whistler> I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD <whistler> BUT THE ONE THING I NEVER PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS #16749
(791)<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee <K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :( <Phillip`> no one is there :( #16750
(284)<ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course" #16752
(166)<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants <@whistler> and put them on backwards <@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit #16754
(363)<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone <@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong #16756
(209)<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. <FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :) <FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec...