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#14905 (53)

*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay

#14908 (439)

@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer

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#14933 (60)

<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'

#14936 (218)

<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up

#14939 (-225)

<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d

#14944 (597)

<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates...
<shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...
<erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door
<shadowylight> wutever
::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66(miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);
<shadowylight> erik?!
<shadowylight> brb kalling erik
<weezelpunk> sure thing buddy
<shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......

#14946 (706)

<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes

#14953 (251)

<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean

#14967 (1584)

<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter

#14968 (499)

<Icereaver> how do i go afk?

#14971 (383)

<Erad> homophobics are gay

#14973 (397)

<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed

#14977 (41)

<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off

#14983 (646)

<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"

#14989 (36)

<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why?

#15000 (405)

ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire

#15007 (383)

<@Cyb> wtf is it
< tom> like pictionary
< tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun
< tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with NIGGERS DIE written on them
< tom> but that only happened this one time

#15009 (254)

ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)

#15024 (347)

<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing

#15029 (-46)

<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot

#15031 (903)

<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.
<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."

#15037 (304)

<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"

#15046 (175)

<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?

#15050 (44)

<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists