#14781 (280)
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
#14782 (-82)
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
#14787 (171)
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your
nostrils into a trash can
#14788 (195)
<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
#14790 (166)
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood
<end> haha
*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
#14792 (37)
<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?
<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.
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#14794 (227)
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
#14799 (570)
<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf
#14804 (294)
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual
#14809 (26)
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
#14817 (968)
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?
<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u
<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
#14826 (499)
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw
<^Matt^> :/
<Windogg> doh
<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time
<^Matt^> like this was the one
<^Matt^> :)
<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one"  I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak
<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
#14827 (486)
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
#14833 (534)
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<khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up
<khalek> this is not #perl
#14838 (403)
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502
<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..
<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
#14843 (317)
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can
#14850 (285)
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
#14854 (244)
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)
#14860 (692)
[01:03am] ·ct· last night
[01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom
[01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in
[01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits
[01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light
[01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom
[01:03am] •Necro• ...
#14862 (172)
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now
#14886 (422)
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.
#14888 (1275)
<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok...
#14901 (48)
<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet
#14902 (-51)
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#14904 (121)
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site