#14707 (222)
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared
<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"
#14709 (247)
<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today
#14710 (-155)
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
#14711 (498)
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?
<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
#14712 (98)
<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos..
#14714 (150)
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls
<eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)
<eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys
<hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99
#14716 (180)
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
#14718 (306)
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
#14719 (59)
<nonplused> anal sex is funny
<nonplused> but hey
<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down
#14722 (49)
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson
#14727 (289)
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
#14729 (259)
<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job
#14733 (266)
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving
#14738 (154)
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
#14741 (303)
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir
<EdgeCrusher> sorry
<EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder
#14743 (66)
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"
#14745 (201)
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing
#14746 (270)
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't
#14747 (146)
* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud
#14750 (603)
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
#14753 (191)
<morbid> I had this plan
<morbid> i was going to join the band
<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
<morbid> it would explain it all
#14755 (28)
<morbid> shh we are sleeping.
<myn> morbid you awake?
#14761 (305)
<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
#14775 (170)
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.
#14776 (1066)
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.