#15055 (147)
<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".
#15056 (641)
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
#15059 (30)
<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o)
#15064 (30)
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something
#15070 (281)
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
<maladono> never
<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
<Venom|WorkProblem> lol
<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
<maladono> im no slut!
<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.
#15071 (320)
<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter
<cardinal> under similar circumstances
<alayna> :blink:
<cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found
<cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid,
<cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed
<cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and
<cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack
<cardinal> of flush lever
<Deke> and the *ding* when he finished
<cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it
<cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"
#15073 (221)
* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.
<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?
<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^
#15074 (314)
<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink...
#15099 (186)
<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god
<DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though
#15125 (277)
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert.
#15163 (150)
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
#15166 (264)
[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles
[][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me
#15176 (395)
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
#15177 (130)
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
#15181 (274)
<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong
<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman
#15183 (535)
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe".  i didn't get the job.
#15184 (313)
(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank
(cypheh): its part of my daily life too
(Pulse): aye
(senn): same
#15185 (134)
<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless?
#15188 (787)
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
#15191 (192)
<fahrvergnugen> wow
<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
<fahrvergnugen> neat.
<fahrvergnugen> ....
<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.
#15192 (233)
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder.  maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
#15193 (1021)
<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> hahahahahahahah
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!"  "shut up, canada."
#15213 (681)
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#15224 (319)
<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge
#15312 (961)
úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's