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<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
#11987 (433)
*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.'
#11994 (101)
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; }
#11996 (143)
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
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<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
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<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself
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<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
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<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
#12026 (381)
<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy
#12027 (347)
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff
#12029 (399)
<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer"
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<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case
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<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid
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<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY
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<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
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<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents?
#12055 (791)
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
#12059 (816)
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it
#12065 (613)
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
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<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)
#12068 (152)
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.
#12070 (541)
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"
#12076 (397)
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
#12078 (650)
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out
#12079 (411)
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.