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(654)<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com <@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\ <@charlie_x> it says <@charlie_x> "ok i wont" #12081
(1721)<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty? <Chirako> Gravy Train. <Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap. You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it. <Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food.. <Chirako> It was NOT dog food! <Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food! * Chirako looks at Mommy <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD! <Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/ <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_< <Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag * Chirako gags <Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich, <Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of <Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices. <Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can <Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal, <Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. * Chirako graons <Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her <Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have: <Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin <Disco_Ernie> Glossy coat <Disco_Ernie> Strong teeth and bones <Disco_Ernie> Builds and maintains body tissue <Disco_Ernie> Efficient digestion <Disco_Ernie> Clear eyes <Chirako> ..I should have known. <Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast #12082
(173)<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch #12084
(159)<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online? <GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you #12086
(188)<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13 <Samhain> that guys must have been desperate #12088
(47)<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. #12089
(292)<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up. #12095
(172)<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit #12097
(29)<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux #12104
(162)<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded <icas0r> i think he a fed =[ <rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp <rightie> they cut back on funding #12105
(230)<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating? #12111
(224)< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused #12112
(925)<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob. #12115
(46)<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly #12118
(105)<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me <@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words: <@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades #12122
(198)<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D <Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz #12123
(421)<Farnarcle> you use mIRC? <EvilElmo`> whats mIRC? <Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy <EvilElmo`> whats IRC? #12127
(168)<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :) <SourMilkisBad> scan it! <SourMilkisBad> who's enron? #12129
(85)<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive <@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn #12131
(193)<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh <@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need? #12138
(22)<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs <Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer <Lan> ... #12143
(355)<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband <PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother #12144
(561)<Zip-> hi RedMage <Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body <RedMage> ... <RedMage> that's like <RedMage> my best friend <RedMage> you sick fuck <RedMage> i'm my own best friend <RedMage> omg <RedMage> you WANT ME #12151
(315)* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ <Mad-Cow> You can get them <@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D <Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em <@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife... #12154
(149)<Kibe-Work> btw <Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world <Kibe-Work> my work is going <Kibe-Work> well most of us <Semicidal> AHehAEh cool] <Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.