#11876 (189)
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
#11882 (222)
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
#11885 (194)
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
#11887 (445)
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
#11888 (213)
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#11892 (404)
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#11901 (161)
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
#11902 (201)
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
#11906 (547)
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
#11909 (252)
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
#11918 (48)
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
#11923 (170)
<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
#11924 (238)
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#11934 (262)
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
#11937 (22)
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
#11943 (390)
<Normandy>  I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete>  kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
#11955 (123)
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit
#11956 (247)
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397
#11960 (322)
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek
#11964 (370)
<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?
#11967 (290)
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<Xyonz> :
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
#11969 (265)
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
#11973 (241)
<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
#11978 (874)
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
#11981 (437)
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.