#10882 (186)
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.
#10883 (269)
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
#10889 (127)
<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.
#10890 (601)
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang
#10892 (492)
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.
#10893 (222)
<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.
#10894 (602)
<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit.
#10899 (119)
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked.
#10904 (354)
<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years.
#10906 (57)
<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!  I mean...uhhh
#10908 (318)
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
#10910 (1218)
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.
#10911 (143)
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#10912 (211)
<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition.
#10913 (170)
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
#10914 (772)
<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment."
#10915 (558)
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs
#10916 (301)
<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?
#10918 (316)
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
#10923 (194)
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit
blurry?
#10924 (67)
<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?
#10925 (417)
<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical
connection.  Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
#10926 (227)
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_>  can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be
#10928 (57)
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
#10930 (306)
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor"