#10882
(186)<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world. #10883
(269)<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies. <jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed. #10889
(127)<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric. <nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it. #10890
(601)<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang #10892
(492)<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun. #10893
(222)<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves. #10894
(602)<Starscream> uh <Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack <Starscream> shit. #10899
(119)<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. #10904
(354)<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years. #10906
(57)<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit! I mean...uhhh #10908
(318)<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days? #10910
(1218)<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this <LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes <LabMonkey> pull out one <LabMonkey> pick up my lighter <LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack <LabMonkey> then try to light my nose... <LabMonkey> What the fuck, over. #10911
(143)<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS. <Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage. <Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure. #10912
(211)<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition. #10913
(170)<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass. #10914
(772)<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment." #10915
(558)<McEi8th> God damn it <McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong <McEi8th> It was pretty sick <Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad... * Pozzi runs #10916
(301)<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman? #10918
(316)<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137 <The_Cat> ? <Iluvatar> guess who's address that is <The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ???? * The_Cat kicks his useless firewall #10923
(194)Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit blurry? #10924
(67)<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ? #10925
(417)<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical connection. Any one have any idea why? <munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable <meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable? #10926
(227)<Macca_> hi all <Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as easy as i thought it might be #10928
(57)<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything <Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig <thePoizon> hehe <thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again <Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder? <Entomorph> more like milimeter peter #10930
(306)<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking <rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit <rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it! <SEoD> hehe good excuse <rubio_> hahahahah <rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh <rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder <SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket <rubio_> hahahahah <SEoD> "go see a doctor"