#10809 (422)
<Leb> I'VE BLOODY WELL FORGOTTEN WHAT I HAD INTENDED TO DO
<Leb> though i have a sneaking suspicion that it involves an immense iron penis
#10811 (690)
<MadMax> I'm going to buy myself another 6 80GB Seagate Barracuda IV's :D
<MadMax> That way, I can set up a 1/2 Terrabyte array
<MadMax> Wouldn't that be incredibly cool?!
* Altariel looks at MadMax and shakes her head
<Altariel> thats a penis thing, isnt it.
#10815 (258)
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
#10820 (273)
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#10822 (198)
<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years...
#10824 (177)
<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec
#10828 (252)
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
#10829 (39)
<BLAiR`o_o> does anyone know how i can make it so that my keyboard permenently holds down p?
#10834 (238)
<Pikapi> but microsoft doesn't sell windows for macintosh?
#10837 (243)
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P
#10842 (1839)
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
#10844 (192)
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news?
#10846 (811)
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
#10848 (259)
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed?
#10852 (148)
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
#10853 (842)
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
#10859 (164)
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
#10860 (924)
<rds|squall> im italian plz help me
#10862 (371)
<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?
<harb> actually
<harb> damnit
#10868 (133)
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception
#10869 (633)
<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
#10877 (320)
<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine usual are
#10879 (519)
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.
#10880 (295)
<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.
#10881 (305)
<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.