#10931 (455)
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police
#10937 (504)
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
#10940 (208)
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ?
#10941 (564)
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#10942 (732)
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn
#10943 (333)
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
#10945 (239)
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#10946 (287)
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks
#10947 (475)
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
#10948 (111)
<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one
<@Path> hahahah
#10949 (249)
<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#10950 (351)
<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then walked away.
#10951 (64)
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
#10953 (435)
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde
#10957 (264)
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.
#10958 (9221)
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#10964 (491)
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
#10965 (38)
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
#10968 (609)
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!
#10972 (339)
Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back
#10975 (322)
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
#10976 (308)
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT
#10979 (234)
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(
#10983 (218)
<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope
#10984 (621)
<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one?