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<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it
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<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog?
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*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#545 (516)
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself
#546 (386)
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
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<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
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<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?
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<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
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<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
#552 (266)
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#554 (1015)
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
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<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar
#556 (321)
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
#557 (399)
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#558 (123)
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#559 (295)
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace
#564 (400)
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP
#565 (402)
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux?
#567 (423)
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
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[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
#590 (317)
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
#591 (174)
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
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<@shmoo> i gatta shit
<@shmoo> bb tomorrow
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<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat
#595 (443)
[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu