#599 (1468)
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
#600 (766)
[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
#601 (147)
<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this?
#602 (74)
*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)
#609 (125)
n e r d b 5: DUDE
n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me
#611 (165)
<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!
#612 (579)
<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!
#614 (-72)
<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard
#615 (1379)
<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend
<splice> be back much later
#616 (125)
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures
#617 (593)
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
#618 (66)
<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that!
<wild> ash: where is lk's package?
<MadHatter> mind your business wild
<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk
<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again
<MadHatter> ever
<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?
*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)
#619 (417)
*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com
<hypr> hahaahhaha
<Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world?
<Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico!
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own
#622 (359)
<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower?
#624 (738)
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
#625 (491)
<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week.
#627 (497)
<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
#628 (121)
<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
#632 (554)
<AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM
<AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni
<AlmtyBob> and she walks in
<AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY
<AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in
<AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home
<AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport
<AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in
<AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn?
<hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr
<AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator
<hypr> haha
<Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room.
<AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago
<AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital
<AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me
<AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam
<AlmtyBob> lest she get curious
<hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn?
<AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know
<AlmtyBob> nonnude
<AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear
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<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it
#636 (1168)
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#637 (500)
<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense
#639 (296)
<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin?
#640 (542)
<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway?
#642 (337)
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P