#5921 (264)
[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?
#5922 (39)
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic
[idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner
[idlez-] [Trik] faggot
[idlez-] > no
[idlez-] > when you scan it
[idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors
#5923 (298)
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ
[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE
[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM
[mad] I MEAN CMON.
#5926 (50)
<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women
<Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos
<k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex
<k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through
#5927 (1095)
<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore
<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
#5934 (641)
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks
<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way
<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?
<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?
<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
#5937 (188)
<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work
<matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
#5942 (655)
<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
#5956 (1114)
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#5967 (668)
<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot
<Lucent-H> you have a job!
<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie
#5971 (470)
<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><
#5980 (282)
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed
#5985 (56)
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering
#5986 (74)
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp
#5987 (195)
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"
#5988 (317)
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is?  allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is?  the crippling depression..
#5990 (469)
<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened
#5995 (193)
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation
#5999 (406)
<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep
#6000 (188)
<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?
#6006 (417)
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
#6007 (219)
<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless
#6011 (3765)
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it
#6019 (419)
<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can
always go back and invent it on budget
#6026 (196)
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?