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[OutLore  ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore  ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup  ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup  ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
#3975 (543)
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
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<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
#3979 (221)
(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?
#3984 (334)
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick.
#3985 (338)
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes
<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today
<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
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<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
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<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
#3992 (265)
<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole
#3993 (178)
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
#3995 (474)
<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!
#3998 (732)
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
#3999 (343)
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.
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<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
#4004 (503)
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
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<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
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<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
#4013 (563)
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...
#4014 (210)
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Joshua> tire
<Joshua> *tired
<Alamias> Cool..  I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
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<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
#4016 (365)
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0"
#4019 (244)
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
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<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
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*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here
#4027 (562)
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.