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(-96)jessejames: i love pooping jessejames: it is so relaxing CutiePieNerd: your so strange jessejames: no like all guys like pooping CutiePieNerd: haha jessejames: it like theonly time we can relax without being nagged by the women jessejames: cuz they are all afraid of poop #880256
(935)<johno> yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry. <jess> hahaha ok <johno> yuh <johno> theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort <johno> i yell at myself to do it <johno> hit myself around the room <johno> then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair <jess> wtf seriously who the fuck are you <jess> thats fucked up who says that shit <johno> yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse. <johno> thanks. quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly) #880263
(529)chupathingy: When in Rome, nail a deity to a piece of wood #880294
(821)%^tiNee^ takes aubz credit card and slides it between aubz's butt cheeks [%^tiNee^] *denied* [&goat] what do you mean denied [&goat] aubz' ass takes everything #880444
(1036)PROTOtype2k6: Hey Fel you know the difference between Michael phelps and Hitler? Felathan: no clue proto. PROTOtype2k6: At least Michael Phelps could finish a race. #881349
(1927)<@Xenon> You know what the best feeling in the world is? <@Xenon> It is when you have a headache, and you take pills, and you can feel the pain becoming less and less every couple of minutes <@Xenon> It's so satisfying <@malevolence> you've clearly never been laid #881368
(1028)Enetheru: Freud... he'd have a ball with that. Enetheru: Man, I wish he was still alive. Enetheru: "Hey Freud, I want to introduce you to 4chan." Enetheru: "Say Hi, 4chan." Fizzkittens: Argh! Enetheru: Freud wouldn't be able to do enough coke to keep up. #881377
(413)<Garou> ok, I need hot sandwich ideas <Garou> I got Ruben/Buffalo Chicken Burger/Meatball <West> chicken ranch <Rail> philly cheesesteak <Garou> hrm philly cheesesteak <Garou> good one, I'll put that one down <Shinji> Garou: Larry King, Oprah, John Goodman. <Garou> Those are Sandwichs? <Shinji> No, it's a sandwich. <Shinji> And boy, is it a hot one. <Garou> facepalm. #881388
(4255)Helrich: so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry. Helrich: i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast Helrich: when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!! Helrich: everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!! Helrich: I gotta stop playing Quake. #881389
(487)<nframe> havent been to work in forever :p <nframe> hope I remember how it goes around here. <aaronitis> just like riding a bike, man <trilliongrams> ^ bring your kneepads. It will hurt a lot less. #881393
(2445)<jax> I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis <jax> was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner <jax> JUST so I could login with a penis print <jax> it didn't work :( #881405
(553)xou: What's MMA? syL: Mixed martial arts...basically grown men dryhumping in missonary position #881642
(1263)<RAD_ED> ... <RAD_ED> their making a REAL obama coin <RAD_ED> it looks retarded <Shark500> is it made of chocolate? <RAD_ED> lol #881698
(851)<Rav|Work> anyone want to write up a throttling FAQ for my company.. <Whisper> "Take your hands and put them either side of the bitch's throat. Shake like hell." <Lummy> Whisper wins. <Gatzby> agreed. <Rav|Work> lol #881704
(1110)<Dr_Memory> I think there's a real argument to be made here that using RAID for home data storage is putting effort into the wrong end of the problem. <Dr_Memory> when you can buy 2TB disks off the shelf, it's probably substantially simpler to just buy two of them, set up a good backup system, and reap the day-to-day simplicity benefits of one controller -> one disk -> one filesystem. <Dr_Memory> or to put it another way: your kitten photos do not need the same high-availabity system infrastructure as Citibank's transaction databases :) <topaz> I CAN HAS FIEV NIENS? #881844
(2073)Nyoronyoden says:so yeah...I bought a fairly expensive class ring Nyoronyoden says:but I realized I hate wearing rings Nyoronyoden says:so I wear it on my necklace Nyoronyoden says:...a friend of mine said "Dude, you're fucking gangster. Even your jewelry is wearing jewelry" #882107
(2314)<Alucard> is the reason r2-d2 beeps so much because someone fucked up the alsa drivers? #882294
(462)<@jamesG> You know those naruto headbands some people actually wear? <@jamesG> I remember someone refering to them as "Pussy Deflectors" <@jamesG> I laughed until I saw a female wearing one... #882566
(-724)<PacMan85> fresh fl strawberries <jedrek> strawberries aren't in season here yet <PacMan85> well that sucks <jedrek> not really <jedrek> i prefer waiting a bit to living in america's hospice #882587
(650)<+Lekon> Oddly enough in fable 2 I AM queerbait somehow <+Lekon> All the gay guys in bowerstone are trying to marry my guy <+HereticMachine> Sent. <+Lekon> Its a Halo above my head, not a steering wheel for my mouth bastards. #882628
(547)<LivingScarecrow> you want to emulate a chatroom irl? go to a highschool chess club and pass out guns and meth #882667
(-83)<Lawlet> Blade <Lawlet> Take +c off <@Blade_Serpent> What are you going to DO if I take it off <Lawlet> Wait until no one's looking, then subject your eyes to the text equivelant of a old man vomiting lucky charms & crayola everywhere, BLade. <T> That script should need two keys at opposite ends of the room and Congressional authorization. #883214
(1056)<&Sir_Jesus> torrents are made of communism <&Sir_Jesus> from each according to his upload speed, to each according to his download speed #883338
(929)<msngchmbl> OH MY GOD <piardog> ? <msngchmbl> I JUST DROPPED MY XANAX INTO MY BAG OF LUCKY CHARMS <msngchmbl> FUCK <msngchmbl> IT'S THE SAME COLOR AS THE FUCKING SHOOTING STARS <piardog> it will be even more magically delicious now #884279
(745)<Stormscape> If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.