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(679)<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather. #3800
(348)<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? <Jumper> is this a trick question ? #3806
(331)*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234) * Xta-C sets mode: -stupid #3807
(531)[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20 #3809
(337)<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon <Scofco> I pass out <Scofco> well, I actually faint <Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me #3810
(522)<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego #3812
(196)ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy #3817
(334)<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music #3828
(938)<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" <nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'. * Sylffor is a homosexual, remember? <nitrifik_> you being gay is fine. <nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon". #3830
(382)<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though <ScumDog> don't take it wrong <nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude? #3831
(75)<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head #3833
(157)<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest. <TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value <nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o #3834
(569)<dot> *shrug* <dot> i know most references <dot> because i am ... whats that word? <dot> i know stuff #3835
(700)<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P <toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it? #3837
(353)<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb <Sam|foo> ok <Slant> ok, reboot. <Sam|foo> brb * Slant nods. <-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited) <FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he. #3838
(609)<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy. <Potato> I'd even say it bites. <JDigital> lol kthx #3840
(668)[neckarse] well berret tesratr [neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t... #3841
(214)[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE [17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL! [17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili #3842
(237)<Ash> Op me so hard. #3846
(408)<d1cer> omfg <d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world <d1cer> :/ <d1cer> it was like a fucking legg <LivinDead> lol <LivinDead> how big was it? <d1cer> umm <d1cer> k <d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler #3848
(207)<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) <tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher <latez> lol <latez> we've got a medic #3849
(293)<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes............. #3851
(295)<shin_k> rez is great though <shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually <shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS <TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet <TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes #3852
(1173)<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling #3855
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