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#696997 (2697)

<Goat25> what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
<Goat25> answer: pi z z a

#697034 (704)

<Shoel> Look, the basic principle of IRC is this: Never ask anyone anything. Ever.

#697126 (439)

<Slimano> You know the Paul McCartney song 'Mamunia'?
<john|away> yea
<Slimano> I think mamunia in arabic is 'Peace'
<LLXerxes> No wonder I've never heard it before.

#697182 (426)

BlackFridayXRule: dude, find an asian party, i want to hook up with an asian chick
ziggyzhang5: asian party, no such thing
BlackFridayXRule: oh sorry, i meant lan party

#697190 (939)

SilverD: hmm, how can you tell if you're running a 32 bit or a 64 bit OS?
Reilithion: Is your computer all new, fancy, and shiny?
SilverD: no
Reilithion: You're running 32 bit.

#697515 (1324)

#697526 (1600)

<Syphon> I was walking up the path from the parking lot to my apartment, and there were two girls talking. One of them saw me carrying a Wendy's bag and said "That's not very healthy", and without even thinking I say "And you're not very attractive" and just kept walking <.<;

#697534 (833)

<Kalthare> Dammit, I'm losing my stack pointer somewhere in fat_mount(). :(
<Quazgaa> Kalthare: sounds like a bad date

#697693 (1086)

computersislove: im annoyed.
AbnormalMembrane: Wrong suffix.
AbnormalMembrane: You mean "-ing"
AbnormalMembrane: Sorry. I'm kinda a grammar Nazi about these things.

#697712 (1896)

Madrigal: I have DSL
Madrigal: Which backwards is "LSD"
Madrigal: But for my sake, and the sake of being backwards, I'd rather get Dial.

#697756 (2608)

<Blauw>If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my girlfriends pussy
<Argy>Why?
<Blauw>Then i would be able to see all my friends again

#697792 (117)

<e1f> would you like to touch my .emacs?
<e1f> it's really big

#697848 (379)

<sarae> seems like im getting an abortion every other week lately
<Tarkaan> did you get one of those little cards?
<Tarkaan> cause on the 10th punch, you get a free one
<Tarkaan> like at subway

#697959 (1302)

<dmonk> ok, what bible character would you fuck?
<bobert> jesus christ man
<dmonk> ew seriously? id want eve

#698068 (347)

<Zerro> there's this lady that lives at this place i deliver pizza to...
<Zerro> and she used to answer the door in scantily clad clothing
<Wry> oh yea, the one your manager went to see?
<Zerro> and i hit on her
<Zerro> and fucking guess what
<Wry> you hit on her?!
<Wry> xD
<Zerro> SHES ONE OF MY MOM'S FIENDS
<Wry> OMG
<Zerro *FRIENDS
<Wry> HAHA
<Wry> HOLY CRAP
<Zerro> I SAW HER ON MY MOM'S MYSPACE
<Wry> HOLY FREAKING CRAP

#698074 (405)

<HORNYFAQR>: im afraid one of the kindergardeners is hitting on me now
<Hades Dragoon>: ...
<HORNYFAQR>: he's giving me winks and eye raises
<HORNYFAQR>: i'm scared
<Hades Dragoon>: he's gonna take you in the night
<Hades Dragoon>: he's following you as we speak
<HORNYFAQR>: well none of them know where i live
<Hades Dragoon>: that's why he's following you

#698150 (576)

<Dave> Well. I'mma go shower and then go pick up my friend from jail.
<Dave> I'll be back later.
<Shadowpillar> ask him how big his anus is
<Dave> He's a big dude, no one's going to fuck with him.
<Shadowpillar> ask him how many other people he's cornholed
<Shadowpillar> lol
<Dave> He's been in jail for roughly 5 hours.
<Dave> And he has a girlfriend.
<Dave> I'm betting on a grand total of six.

#698160 (586)

<PS_Mouse> it would seem IRC doesn't like Azureus
<coedman> it knows your warezing ways
<PS_Mouse> I'm not warezing, I'm downloading .isos for obscure versions of linux
<PS_Mouse> very obscure
<coedman> versions of linux that happen to resemble recently released software or movies?
<coedman> >.>
<PS_Mouse> not at all
<PS_Mouse> for what ever reason the guy who's been compiling these versions has done away with the standard numerical versioning system and resorted to using album names
<PS_Mouse> for example, the beta versions are named after metallica albums

#698184 (1384)

<Pongball> what's the most interesting thing that happened to you yesterday?
<Pongball> anyone!
<Arrow> Nothing yesterday
<The_Epitome> errrm
<Arrow> Well, I did get Sim Tower working yesterday
<The_Epitome> it rained extremely heavily
<The_Epitome> so I wore my ski jacket for the first time in months
<Arrow> As for today
<Arrow> I am 40 minutes from having all 601 aired episodes of Power Rangers. =/
<Crablouse> any time I feel concerned about the direction my life is going
<Crablouse> I merely have to look in here
<Crablouse> and I feel better almost instantly
<Crablouse> good work everyone

#698189 (741)

[XClaireX]: i was masturbating the other day
[Childzy]: uh.. okay
[XClaireX]: i think i did it wrong
[XClaireX]: ..
[XClaireX]: i'm pregnant now :' (

#698198 (1176)

<Ivyshaur> No, we've been informed that listening to Rammstein is the best way to learn German.
<mrPants> You learn it very quick
<mrPants> The problem is that you only know how to talk about sodomy, canibalism, incest, and death
<granola> there are other things to talk about?
<mrPants> Not in germany

#698219 (582)

<@wzpr> #000000 official irc channel of the NAACP

#698223 (2453)

<zerco> we should have our own quote on bash
<Phaet> dude it's easy
<Phaet> every quote which contains a word "masturbation" gets accepted
<Phaet> see? we're on bash already :)
<zerco> hi mom!

#698233 (1511)

Flared Oblivion: Do you play MS?
knucklehead800: MapleStory?
Flared Oblivion: Yes
knucklehead800: Never heard of it

#698246 (705)

JA: would you date a christian?
JK: Sure
JK: I'd screw the Jesus right out of her
JA: OMG i can't BELIEVE you just said that
JK: Because once you've been in bed with me, you know the truth
JK: there is no God :(