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(506)[phuong]: zim: smoking harms ur baby [somdomy]: how does smoking hurt your laptop? #525429
(151)<PinkLady> Seen pussygirl pop in and out, but never speak. <PinkLady> Man, that didn't sound right at all. <Shiffer-Brains> I think you had her confused with dickman #525433
(424)<Breserk> I love your humour :D <ErectuZ> I love your balls <Breserk> :/ <ErectuZ> you seen Team America? <Breserk> Physically? <Breserk> Nope. <ErectuZ> oh <ErectuZ> then that miht have sounded a bit perverted <Breserk> Yes. #525435
(-99)<ChunkyQ> The man's a whore. His balls have seen more chins than a Chinese FedEx employee. #525436
(-178)* Quits: Indonesia (Ezcess Flood) #525439
(885)<Darth_Blade> Wow. <Darth_Blade> Word crashes whenever I try to quote the constitution article about human rights. Conspiracy theories anyone? %) <aetherspoon> heh <Darth_Blade> But it's really really weird. <aetherspoon> try openoffice. It only crashes when you quote Microsoft License Agreements. :P #525444
(-71)<d0ppy> I just had an idea <d0ppy> If I spray cheese into a condom.... <cdkj> :/ <d0ppy> I can actually have sex with easy cheese <cdkj> get a girlfriend please #525446
(-471)<G-nius> Yeah, but smoking is for girls who don't get sex o.o #525567
(1138)a_spank_horses: Bro i_spank_horses: I was driving in a passenger seat of my friends car i_spank_horses: piss wasted i_spank_horses: He was driving like 45 mph i_spank_horses: And there was a mexican guy getting in a truck i_spank_horses: Close to my side i_spank_horses: I stuck my hand out the window and smacked his ass i_spank_horses: and he screamed so loud i_spank_horses: he thought he got shot i_spank_horses: I hurt my elbow i_spank_horses: It was so sick muzzleflashed: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i_spank_horses: I couldn't breahte for 2 days i_spank_horses: funniest thing ive ever done #525930
(31)<Ali_mastah> so our exam finishes and i go to hand my paper in about 2 mins late, and the tite-arsed teacher says "sorry no more exams to be handed in it's too late you get zero" so i go "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!" and she goes all cocky and says "no, i do not" so i go "good" i pick up the papers and slid my exam in somewhere in the middle of them all. #526017
(-419)<KOMPRESSOR> guess what i got <KOMPRESSOR> i got a 100 dollar cigar <Lurch> wow, don\'t spend it all in one place #526124
(923)< teferi> I lost the office pool < teferi> damn <+res0> aww, no more swimming at work #526144
(1464)<Adjaro> i hate the internet <Adjaro> i have spent 15 minutes looking for george bush with a lightsaber <Adjaro> and have found NOTHING #526250
(203)Roi: That's all you have to say? Some Dutch minor is hitting on me and you say "see you tomorrow"? Man, don't ever work for the suicide prevention hotline. #526398
(1897)<@PaulGonegooley> I just opened the box for my new harddrive <@PaulGonegooley> it smells like victory <malicious> the fuck it does <malicious> opening a new pack of MTG cards. <malicious> that smells like victory. <@PaulGonegooley> that smells like never getting laid, ever <@PaulGonegooley> that's what that smells like <malicious> fuck you :( #526546
(-538)[dark-force] how long is a second? [[RAA]Ajarn] rofl [dark-force] ? [[RAA]Ajarn] that's priceless #526775
(1067)<Divarin> that's the thing about binary humor <Divarin> it either IS funny, or it's NOT #526888
(612)<Algorithms> I bet you could pay a person from india to act as an IRC bot for you, for less than a shell account to run an eggdrop. #526916
(1869)<mooman> so i saw this number plate on some ricer car today... YAG-108 <mooman> except i saw it in my rear view mirror, so it looked like BOI-GAY <mooman> i nearly hit the car in front from laughing so hard :/ #526984
(1023)Cooler1011: can you explain to me why i need to format and/or partition this disc? Cooler1011: It does not make sense to me. mrrc00: imagine a giant room mrrc00: now, throw millions upon millions of identical things into the room mrrc00: now these things can be used to make larger things, but only if they have some order to them mrrc00: a filesystem, which you create by formatting, orders those bits Cooler1011: yo, get a job Cooler1011: you're qualified Cooler1011: that really sounds like it came right out of PC Magazine mrrc00: oh, I'm not surprised mrrc00: I was pulling it out my ass, after all #527027
(360)hbkshowstopper75: For only 15 grand, we could have our own music veriety show. it could be revolutionary televison even it its on at 2am hbkshowstopper75: i was just pondering the idea today ianepson: need 15k first ianepson: and if we saved that much up i can think of much better uses hbkshowstopper75: it\'s only one thousand 500 dollars ianepson: uh ianepson: yea u could buy urself a calculator with whats left over #527101
(2386)<remial> gah... <remial> I was visiting my college roommate earlier today... <remial> his ex-GF and his daughter were there... <remial> they were in the other room watching cartoons or something... <remial> and my friend asked me how my life was going, and I told him that things wre OK but it felt like there was some sort of consperacy to keep me from getting laid... <remial> his ex GF immediatly calls someone on her Cel phone and says "He knows" #527125
(2210)onslaught86: Your spelling's so bad your blood must be type-o. #527688
(1000)<Beaph> Whatcha gonna make? <Alacard2k> Spaghetti, beef stroganoff, or tacos. I don\'t feel like the chicken tonight. <Beaph> Mmm... Beef Strokin\' off. <Alacard2k> well it\'s down to two now #528007
(1532)<@Aprentice> girls who fuck animals should be put in a mental institute <Rjx> or on TV