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(733)<FarkinWorkin> my dog used to freak out whenever I brought home a fresh jar of peanut butter <pakman> is that because you let him lick it off your penis FarkinWorkin? <FarkinWorkin> it was a "she" pakman...I'm no fag.... #482940
(585)abmac: you should listen to more phish abmac: and smoke more weed speedo: you should smoke less weed abmac: psh abmac: hey! abmac: if you put an "i" in psh abmac: it's phish abmac: mind-blowing.... speedo: no it's not, idiot speedo: it's pish abmac: psh abmac: maybe i should smoke less weed #483032
(520)<ProfBahddins> ... . ... . ....... . . ... .. ......... ..... .. ...... .. . <ProfBahddins> ... . ........ . .... ....... . ... .. ...... <eruhu> ? <ProfBahddins> i'm talking to my blind friend. #483072
(1413)SuperCoW : i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry SuperCoW : but after a while i found out it was only a rock eightyapes : idiot SuperCoW : fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle eightyapes : i dont think u get my point #483073
(515)<beno> i love you mannnnnnnn!!!!11111111111 <rock> i love you to, in a fuck off and dont come near me kind of way. #483079
(288)<ajh_home> I'm not sure I can convey how uncomfortable it makes me when people just randomly come up to me. <kyle> the funny thing is, if you killed them, it would be /you/ who gets arrested. <kyle> what a backwards society. #483089
(605)<{Stone}> Television is called a medium since is it so seldom rare or well done. #483136
(1619)<tag0y> A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, <tag0y> Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more. <tag0y> She found a good way <tag0y> To combine work and play: <tag0y> She sells C shells by the seashore. #483316
(506)<Zeta7> man <Zeta7> dont give me that guns are bad shit <Zeta7> I have numerous guns and I dont remember the last time a life was taken with any of them <[sq]> guns <[sq]> hehe <[sq]> you know i have blackouts like that too #483321
(2235)zero:dude that computer you nicked from school, ive just had the police round being questioned about it, they will probably be at yours soon. Anony-X: WTF SHIT!!!!!what do i do? my parents are gunna fucking kill me and im gunna get fucking expelled Anony-X: Man, im running away from home, it sucks anyway theres never a sprite in the fridge when you need it,take care. *** Anony-X has left #bnbn zero:HA APRIL FOOL! zero:danny? zero:oooh shit... #483332
(1211)<Archie> as long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless. #483363
(361)[KillerGeek] Everyone thinks I can pull computer equipment out of my ass on demand. [KillerGeek] Ah well. [KillerGeek] If I could shit new P4 systems, I wouldn't be here. [KillerGeek] Fucking sell the GoatsePC. #483367
(436)<scrapFx> I want to live in 3000 where I'm fed through tubes and never have to take a dump again <scrapFx> make that 2999 so I could throw a mad partai #483381
(665)<A_Analog> like alot of atheists I figured my life has absolutely no meaning even though I persue goals and have a job, school etc. <lobyaway> A_Analog: the pain of existence <A_Analog> yeah mate <psykoz> well we're all just holograms anyway :).. vibrations in space time moving along the string of our universe, an instrument far beyond our comprehention <A_Analog> amen <lobyaway> pass the bong #483469
(1153)me:what color bulbs should i get for my new headlights? brother:get one red and one blue so everything is in 3D #483665
(709)[The KaptKneeemo] I went to the recruters office stoned as fuck [The KaptKneeemo] he asked me how many times I had smoked weed [The KaptKneeemo] and I was like "TODAY??" #483827
(2632)<Irken>: *scared shitless* <Minion>: 8scared shiftless8 #483895
(420)* lios has two tests he is totaly unprepared for.. <Placid-Nightmares> pregnancy and urine <Placid-Nightmares> :/ #483907
(1690)<drealoth> one of the differences between a geek and a normal person is that, when a warrenty ends, a normal person is worried that it might break <drealoth> the geek, on the other hand, is like 'hey, I can take it apart now.' #483941
(294)<NonHomogenized> ...I was young. I needed the money! <Stopper> ew... * Stopper hides Non from Michael Jackson <NonHomogenized> not that young #483980
(243)Pramma: like, this one time at a texas hold'em table, and i was like "man, lady luck is really smiling on me today...she's cute too, i'd tap that in a second" Pramma: and then people started looking at me #484016
(222)AgentScrewball: i know a guy who had a plastic tube implanted in one of his balls b/c of surgery. we called him mr. plesticle #484021
(1153)britt: And that the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby. britt: and it makes us angry. #484177
(558)<+Hellion_Prime|Work> heat output is considerably less, however, which is also something to consider. <+iceheart> I like heat output <+iceheart> it's fucking cold here <+iceheart> I can go from 16c to 24c in 15 minutes by turning on all screens and the tv <+iceheart> then I open a vent to compensate <+iceheart> maybe I am not energy star compatible #484340
(3172)<KoRnkid88> omg man <KoRnkid88> weirdest bus stop moment ever <Owned34> >.> <KoRnkid88> last night it was snowing like crazy right <Owned34> yeh get hit by it? XP <KoRnkid88> and my neighbor lady calls and asks me to do her driveway <KoRnkid88> so i go over and shovel it off <Owned34> =o <KoRnkid88> next day im standing at my buss stop talking to all my friends and my neighbors house is at the corner where the bus stop is <KoRnkid88> and im talking with my friends and she walks up and hands me a 20$ <KoRnkid88> and says thanks for last night <Owned34> lol omg <KoRnkid88> i was like WTF <KoRnkid88> my friends and all the people at the buss stop were just staring at me...... <Owned34> how old is this lady <KoRnkid88> my sister gave me the weirdest look in the world <KoRnkid88> like 70 <Owned34> Bust a cap <KoRnkid88> once we got on the bus the girl behind me was like "u got a 20 for one night?" <Owned34> XD <KoRnkid88> i was about to turn around and slap her <Owned34> =o <KoRnkid88> it was THE weirdest bus ride ever