<Dashiva> 'I know you ain't frontin' with that periwinkle'
<^Asphyx> "Cyan? Niggah please."
<Dashiva> 'I know you ain't frontin' with that periwinkle'
<^Asphyx> "Cyan? Niggah please."
([Impuro]) well, I have 2 arms, 2 legs, a torso, a head with a nose and eyes and etc...
(ArmanyGirl) duhh, i mean phisically
<@LZ|5133p> getting a new filter
<@LZ|5133p> and fish
<+Toba> pkg_delete fish-tank-1.0.23b
<+Toba> cd /usr/ports/fish/fish-tank-1.2.43c
<+Toba> make all install clean -WITH_FILTER -WITH_FISH
<sme> it's too hard
<sme> its on nightmare atm
<sme> need an 'i can win' girlfriend
<Kamikazee> /god
<GuiltySpark> o.O
<GuiltySpark> Temporary retardation?
<RaveZeroX> i guess u can call it that.... >_>
<GuiltySpark> That would SO be a good card for a "Hax0r: Teh 1337 trading card game"
<GuiltySpark> Temporary Retardation: Target creature becomes AOLer
[masterchris] ..no 'reboot later' button
[masterchris] just 'okay'
[DRUFER] pfft
[masterchris] i wonder, if I hit the x, will it close it - or reboot it.
[Pickle_Weasel] just keep it in the background until you're ready
[DRUFER] get your virus updates
[DRUFER] be happy
*@masterchris is going to try the x.
[Pickle_Weasel] ping timeout
[Pickle_Weasel] $5 on ping timeout
[DRUFER] lmao
[masterchris] Norton wouldn't be that prickey and make the x button the same as 'ok' i would hope.
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[Kraid] ahaha
Scud: And then it hit me
<Maky> - Piercings in the strangest places
<Maky> - Tatoos everywhere
<Maky> - Face liftings
<Maky> - Cesarian Birth
<Maky> - Liposuction
<Maky> - Chirurgial reduction of the abdomen.
<Maky> - Plucking of facial hair and eyebrows
<Maky> - Depilation with hot wax
<Maky> SO HOW CAN THEY DARE TO TELL YOU "IT HURTS" WHEN YOU ASK FOR SOME ANAL SEX?!?!?
le_tedious: Like a rape victim.
Dustin: Well, I have a whoredar...
<%ChocoCat> Shauna Has Chosen Dare. Dare: Your dare is to describe in detail the last time you masterbated.
* +Asu unzips pants and watches chat attentively
<+vegeta76> answer shauna!
<+[indy]Muaddib> answer
<+[indy]Muaddib> in detail
<+bahn> She's working on it... :P
<&Shauna> bahn is taking notes
<+[indy]Muaddib> hes got his pencil out but hes not taking notes
<olik> He walked the seven seas!
<deathfish> and got nailed to the plank instead of walking it
<marv> role-playing a pencil sounds like it could get boring after a few days
<haplo> Why can't you just admit that you asked them to take it over!?
<plexiglass> Sheez.. didnt expect the spanish inquisition..
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<SpanInqui> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
<Dested> Oh i guess thats not that bad
<Sefy> Shit brb, my zero key isnt working
lonemalika: funny*
lonemalika: Back when I lived in Georgia, I was on AOL in a chatroom(yeah, LONG time ago xd)
lonemalika: me and my chatter friends were going spastic over stuff
lonemalika: then my sister goes outside, comes back with a paper lunch bag with two little kittens in it.
lonemalika: Not even 2 weeks old
Trevor: You stole someone's lunch?
Trevor: That's mean.
<Coyote> noir, can I telnet you?
<Noir> why not
<Coyote> Can i get you rroot and play in your filesystem?
<Noir> why not
<Coyote> wewt
<Noir> just dont break anything
<Coyote> oh don't worry
<Coyote> I'll be gentle
<Noir> k
<Coyote> I'll slowly input keystrokes to your cli until you come to emacs
yayz muffin: ah
DragonAtma: so if you open ie and the homepage was changed to goatse.cx, the file that did it is probably malware
yayz muffin: probably was crashing my browser too
yayz muffin: >_<
DragonAtma: same think if you realize there are bookmarks to pages like "gay anal fisting", "horse rape", and "republican national convention" ;)
<[AN]Kaji> ya.. that'll work every time..
<Narutard> and it's cheaper than taking your GF out
<[AN]Kaji> and less time consuming..
<Narutard> porn doesn't nag at you
<[AN]Kaji> and when you get bored you can just turn it off.. :P
<Narutard> hehe
<Narutard> Porn won't complain if you don't quite finish
<[AN]Kaji> porn doesnt mind you shgaring it with your friends
<Narutard> porn doesn't blame it on you if you don't make it orgasm.
<[AN]Kaji> porn wont complain when you bring home the newest version..
<Narutard> porn doesn't mind if you stay out late with the boys
<[AN]Kaji> porn is always in the mood.. :P
<Narutard> porn is ok with you pulling late hours at the office
<Narutard> and it will never say, "My needs aren't being met."
<Nirvana000> I couldn't see any copies on the shelves so I went to the counter to ask. The girl didn't speak a word of English. I tried asking her "Do you have San Andreas for sale?" in a REALLY slow and clear tone, but she just shrugged her shoulders. Then she said something in Spanish over the speakers.
<Nirvana000> I was REALLY getting pissed at this point.
<Nirvana000> She must have called the manager, cos he came up to the counter and started asking me in poor English what I wanted.
<Nirvana000> Me: "Do you have San Andreas? SAN ANDREAS!"
<Nirvana000> Him: "SAN FERNANDO!?!?!"
<Nirvana000> Me: "WTF? SAN ANDREAS!"
<Nirvana000> Him: "AAH, SAN FERNANDO!"
<Nirvana000> He went into the back muttering something about San Fernando. WTF?
<Nirvana000> Couple minutes later he came out with a copy of Madden NFL 2004. He was waving it around, and he wouldn't stop saying "SAN FERNANDO! SAN FERNANDO!"
<Nirvana000> And then I just left.
<blue[2q]> WHAT?!
<eGagz-Trevor`> the stuff that comes out of those cans with those vienna weiners
sigmaflare: It just makes the screen white so you can use it as a flashlight.
sigmaflare: And that got me thinking... I wonder why nobody has made an app that just makes the phone constantly vibrate.