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(354)<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case? #3090
(76)<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? #3098
(425)<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee <snag> you need to fuck first <snag> then you can be picky #3099
(575)<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now <spazzer> what the FUCK #3100
(491)<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal. <Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies. #3101
(384)<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel #3102
(475)<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of? #3105
(149)<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control #3106
(276)<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock <Javi> you'd blow me? <Maxstah> javi i'd swallow <Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality <Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with #3110
(562)<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone <putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this <putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with: <putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes. #3111
(1157)(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra? (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln (Samadhi) He may check you though (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth (Brodie) Sweet (Brodie) This is win win #3112
(480)<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min <|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins #3118
(236)<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive? <Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself #3124
(386)<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am... <Joshua> i don't know what that means... <Joshua> 'too horny'? <Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself #3130
(539)<berly> *puh* You can call me anything you want! <Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten <Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation... #3132
(329)<sQuEeDeN> so much homework <Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework <shift> ass #3134
(1377)<friedegg> _.---._ /\ <friedegg> ./' "--`// <friedegg> ./ o <friedegg> ././ )______ __ <friedegg> ./ / / | | 7 <friedegg> " " " " <friedegg> _.---._ /\ <friedegg> ./' "--`// <friedegg> ./ o <friedegg> ././ )______ __ <friedegg> ./ / / | | 7 <friedegg> " " " " <b|ubeard> eek <friedegg> shhh <friedegg> i'm observing wildlife #3143
(198)* soya-88 squeezes your cock. * Tim_K makes sure it's loaded. #3145
(376)* FlipTopBox eats Dicks <FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes #3146
(192)<sDB> angelic smells of trout <angelic> morning #3152
(96)<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed? #3154
(484)<spazzer> !quote *_bas* <festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me #3155
(69)<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina #3158
(247)<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on #3160
(78)<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny