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(83)<kisama> you know what's hilarious <kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned <kisama> then walking around all furtive <DooD> ... <kisama> hhahaha <kisama> i did that today <kisama> you'd think ppl would notice <kisama> but i was in art all day <kisama> with my zipper down <kisama> and a long shirt <DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P <kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what? #3027
(524)<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex #3029
(69)<Acero> Acero = Steel <Acero> my nick used to be Steel <Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel <BaNe> yer nick should be puddin <BaNe> not steel #3038
(261)<Javi> irc is like a cigarette <Javi> you know it's bad for you <Javi> but you just can't stop #3039
(451)<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho #3040
(246)quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat) #3041
(249)<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top #3043
(171)<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC <Jumper> irl sex, that is <smiler> Jumper: We figured =) <smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex? <smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek. <Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser #3045
(667)*** beltic has joined #html <beltic> hey folks.. <beltic> anyone know of a good php chan? <myn> #php <beltic> thanks. *** beltic has left #html #3046
(175)<tomg> er I have no comment on this. <tomg> :P <Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P <tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P #3052
(822)<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something #3053
(387)<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me. <collusion> yeah, and he should play center right? <Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball? #3060
(280)<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards? <reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet #3061
(476)<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again <MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> for the last fucking hour <MadScribe> geezus <toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife? #3063
(1595)<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical <dregan> Mehh. <dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'" #3065
(1093)<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry <putnam> and crying is so special <putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america #3066
(424)<CactusJack> thats exeactly it... (putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once. (putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is (putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping. #3067
(263)<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan <putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan #3068
(51)<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad? #3074
(61)<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream! <Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001 #3075
(352)(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :) #3076
(784)<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day #3077
(127)<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension #3078
(736)*** Now talking in #catholic <shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"? #3079
(609)<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.