#370001 (986)
<}813-Error{> i ask a question in #perl and get RTFM and they go back to talking about metallica...
<}813-Error{>  d  Match digit character <that would be numbers right?
* C4 knows nothing of perl
<modem> same here :/
<modem> ask in #metallica
#370251 (366)
<Ashen> NP: [bangles - eternal flame.mp3]
<Ashen> k, i feel really gay right now
<Ashen> NP: [Lords Of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy.mp3]
<Ashen> there we go
#370253 (1006)
<ScasE> You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
#370601 (753)
< segphault> command line interfaces, and convoluted keyboard shortcuts I
have no problem with.... but the childproof cap on the advil
bottle... its my arch-nemesis.
#370812 (2135)
EndOfForever: So, how do you like being a jew?
AvatarOfPirate: It's ok.
EndOfForever: What's speaking hebrew like?
AvatarOfPirate: It's ok. It's hard to read though. There aren't any vowels expressed in it. You have to.. sort of figure it out. It's like...
EndOfForever: Talking to people on AOL?
#370931 (461)
* nufan Is a GENUIS
<nufan> oops
#370933 (1323)
<GinjaNinja> Your momma is so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.
#370939 (479)
<Psyche> hi
<steve_> sobering up yet?
<Psyche> no
<Psyche> im still drinking
* ecks sets mode: -o Psyche
<ecks> DONT DRINK AND OP
#370987 (437)
<+Synista> so
<+Synista> I downloaded this fly fishing movie
<+Synista> since I need to learn how to cast properly
<+Synista> turns out it was a pr0n movie called fly fishing
#371438 (2763)
* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari
<^haksor^> anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
<tiltti> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
<^haksor^> thanks
<^haksor^> not enough letters in that???
<tiltti> try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
<^haksor^> ok
#371444 (2305)
<Christina> *kisses back* I love you
<Josh> I love you too babe
<Christina> I take off your pants, sliding my hands up your thighs, watching your cock get hard.
<Christina> That's what he said to me
<Christina> I was like "Wtf dude? One, I'm a chick and two what the hell?"
<Christina> And he was like "Oh shit, wrong conversation"
<Josh> ...
<Christina> Oh shit, wrong conversation
#371808 (519)
<MoF0-> hmm
<MoF0-> why has nortons said all my keygen are " at risk files"
<Blaqeagle> because norton is like that schizophrenic kid at school who
keeps on yelling out in class shit about flying cows or
something when your trying to do your work
<Blaqeagle> occasionally he actually yells out something coherent, but
you suspected it anyway
#371868 (862)
<TheShadowHunter> I won three purple hearts once
<Wildcard|Comicing> ...no you didn't. You were just playing Zelda.
<Wildcard|Comicing> You really need to adjust the color on your TV
<TheShadowHunter> oh
<TheShadowHunter> I guess that couldve been it
#371960 (2673)
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
#371989 (804)
<SkyJammer> I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage.
<shellspark> What about a semi-attractive monkey?
<SkyJammer> No.
<SkyJammer> A cute girl.  Human.
<MousePad> Your standards are way too high.
<SkyJammer> Your standards are way too low.
<shellspark> Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage
#372012 (1097)
<mysticsick> Merc- last night, half my family was drunk and walking into shit.  It was great to hear my 65 year old aunt say 'I didnt run ito that wall, motherfucker jumped out at me'
#372048 (402)
(FireballX301) this dude says that we need a nation's consent to bomb it
(FireballX301) whoo
(FireballX301) The Iraqi government, he added, was "fully informed" about the attack on Falluja, the latest of several bombings against suspected safe houses for Mr. Zarqawi's militants, and he said it "agreed with us on the need to take action."
(FireballX301) "The point is, we didn't just act on our own," Mr. Armitage said. "A sovereign nation had to agree."
(FireballX301) so basically...
(FireballX301) Germany: Lets invade France!
(FireballX301) France: Help us Britain!
(FireballX301) Britain: Hey, Germany, can we bomb you?
(FireballX301) Germany: No.
(FireballX301) Britain: Oh well, sorry France.
#372065 (426)
<Max2645> Now my kid is all pissed off, and she won't even let me talk to her, see her, or even touch her.
<Piggah> yes, sometimes you have to feed them candy
#372174 (2121)
<frogger> does anone know of an algorithm to generate random numbers in an increasing sequence?
<JubJub> Use the Pullit-Hofften method
<frogger> what's that?
<JubJub> Just ask cheesy how many times he's masturbated today
<CheeseZone> 11, why?
#372240 (-166)
<bahumat1> my mother is a cleaning fanatic
<bahumat1> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up
<bahumat1> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess
<bahumat1> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it
<bahumat1> Finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom:
<bahumat1> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
#372434 (1599)
<MR_T> I miss the good old day when you had to pull down the girls pants to see her ass
<MR_T> Nowdays you have to spread her ass to see her pants.
#372636 (1208)
<Bonz> Paracelssus couldn't get a clue if he were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo! Cloooo!"
#372643 (-90)
<mac5> my mom threw away all the computers i've taken apart
<mac5> but
<mac5> i saved the processors
<Neomonkey57> ...
<mac5> a pentium 2 and..what i think is a pentium 3
<mac5> it's got all those little spikey things on the bottom
#372853 (416)
[RainWind] what's the point of a big pipe if you can't get any uptime?
[RainWind] that appliest to both sex and downloads mind you
#372880 (797)
<SS_Gogeta_27> you know how people put 'wash me' on cars in the dust?
<Zorak> yeah?
* ChanServ sets mode: +v SS_Gogeta_27
<+SS_Gogeta_27> when we came out from the movie my friends car said 'i wish my wife was this dirty'