#358042 (466)
<big_ernie> roses are red
<big_ernie> violets are blue
<big_ernie> my quote got rejected
<big_ernie> so i say "fuck you"
#358056 (890)
<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website?
<Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(
#358180 (652)
<freemysoul> my bro's wife divorced him
<freemysoul> he's got a kid and all, too
<freemysoul> the kid decided to live with his mom
<detranova> poor kid
<atlantis> poor woman
<naisesom> your bro's a lucky bastard
#358194 (1419)
*** p00bear (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cplusplus
<p00bear> hey hey
<p00bear> so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm?
<asiib> ...
<p00bear> sure, it comes after a while!
<p00bear> :D
*** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you cause i get it)
#358697 (496)
[+Mista] so how would I go about making a game?
[+DJ-Northern] 1- Hire a team of developers
[+DJ-Northern] 2- Spoof screenshots to create hype
[+DJ-Northern] 3- Buy an E3 booth
[+DJ-Northern] 4- Take your company public
[+DJ-Northern] 5- Disappear with the money before anybody asks for a product
#360206 (1403)
<Hunter> Someone asked me the difference between ignorance and apathy. I told her I don;t know and I don;t care
#361279 (698)
<Animaga> so, there's this panda bear
<Animaga> and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down
<Animaga> once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out
<Animaga> manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food"
<Animaga> so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up
<Animaga> the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing
<Animaga> he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear"
<Animaga> it says "small black and white bear, native to asia.  eats shoots and leaves."
#361547 (2503)
<Beerman> I'm the top of the nick list
<Beerman> therefore I am the tallest
<Outsyder> i am in the middle of the nick list
<Outsyder> therefore i am the belly
<Beerman> does that make Sethur the naughty bits?
<Sethur> Hmmmm.
* Sethur is now known as Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr
<Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> That's better.
<Beerman> you're still at the "naughty bits" area of the nick list
<Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> Yes. That's why I made my nick longer
#361578 (3013)
<Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan
<Player45> Hell yeh!
<Johanna>oh really?
<Player45>Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one problem
<Slave>Problem?
<Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean
<Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one
<Johanna>hmm..
<Slave>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED!
#361585 (850)
<zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting
<zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark
<zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing!
<zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh it's back...
<zap> what's it doing?
<zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!
#361619 (687)
<GigaVirus> I've never had a firewall and never been hacked :/.
<GigaVirus> .
<GigaVirus> That was dumb to say.
#361620 (299)
MWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays.
MWellsSQaReD has left the room.
Sancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay
Sancilio Rules: how should we feel?
#361677 (860)
<morphine_monkey> dude, my hair is getting so long
<spaceman_spiff> sweet, pretty soon it'll get as long as your penis
<morphine_monkey> STFU, my hair is longer than an inch
#361683 (272)
<Fire_Elemental-x-> Interviews suck in general
<apathy> I dunno...
<apathy> I used to like conducting them :)
<Fire_Elemental-x-> all that "where do you see yourself in 10 years" and "what are your strengths and weaknesses" crap
<apathy> heh, my questions were more along the lines of "tell me everything you know about the keyword 'const'"
<Fire_Elemental-x-> Next time someone asks me a 10 years question I'm gonna say "Where you are sitting"
<apathy> heh, then add "No wait, I thought you said 10 months."
<Fire_Elemental-x-> heh
#361695 (2443)
<Fjoder> I hate when ppl say they gonna call and then they dont
<Harvard> You sound like a girl.
<Fjoder> I am a girl
<Harvard> That explains it.
#362137 (10547)
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(
#362423 (213)
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: I never been to the states
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: and I WILL NOT cross the boarder
@Raged|work: its better that way
@Raged|work: we don't need ya
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: but ur women do ;)
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: they all want some of my Canadian beef baby !
@Sile: i crossed the border into Canada at Niagra Falls once
@Sile: i was sitting there thinking "damn, the canadian chicks are hot!"
@Sile: then i realized that they were all american tourists
#362484 (354)
<Taco> I fear for my little cousin
<Taco> he's going to be a loser in school...
<Taco> you know how I know?
<Taco> Because he's very much like how I was at that age...
<Taco> :/
#362774 (704)
<enjoi> why would you name condoms after a horse that hides all the invaders inside and then lets them go once theyre inside?
<ShodoPan-> i bet it's named after the viruses
<ShodoPan-> you know, they slip right in and the recipient doesn't even realize it
<ShodoPan-> oh shit that's not good either
#363094 (1460)
Strategy: what the fuck
Strategy: shipping cannot be 27$
Alpha: it better come in a wooden crate with a midget cradling the harddrive for that price
#363454 (1510)
genjer: so my sister asks me if this shirt makes her look fat
genjer: and I was like, "no the fat underneath does"
#363485 (1021)
<Big_Fat_Duck> wait its stuck at updating
<Big_Fat_Duck> 1 second left
<Big_Fat_Duck> read to play in approx. 1 second
<Diazo> it's a microsoft second
#363553 (1726)
<@Laplie|Gone> I just don't place periods at the end of my sentences every time.
<@TacoMaster> Periods are important...
<@TacoMaster> You start missing periods...
<@TacoMaster> Next thing you know...
<@TacoMaster> BLAMMO!
<@TacoMaster> Babies.
#363616 (742)
* Ksu eats a bowl of crappy generic macaroni
* SSL_Eefui idly drinks arsnic.
* Nigelenki stops fui o.o
<Nigelenki> arsenic isn't edible o.o;;
<Shadow> Yes, it is
<Shadow> But only once
#363820 (1820)
<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =(