#257396 (349)
<spyderballa> you know back in my day white powder in envelopes was a good thing
#257464 (1682)
<Kel> I got in trouble at the Canadian border. The guy said "Do you have any guns or weapons in your vehicle?" and I said "Why? What do you need?"
#257506 (532)
<pengwuan> at least ian curtis died doing what he loved
<whitcomb> killing himself?
<pengwuan> precisely
#257646 (13)
<dreln> i change my nick alot
<Renski> ah
<Renski> you were on the last bsrf irc too then, I remember some guy say exactly the same thing
<Renski> cant you just choose one and stick with it?
<dreln> no im the unstable release
#257700 (1565)
<ManicV> sleeping pills are for pussies
<proto_> No no no, you take these orally.
#257831 (1741)
<Bwaa> I tend to do stupid things when I panic
<Bwaa> Like when I accidently poked my friend in the eye, panicked and poked him in the other one.. because it seemed the sensible thing to do
#257863 (1025)
<x-horizon> I was reading a magazine at work while my boss came to my office and asked me why I am not working...
<x-horizon> I said "I didn't see you coming, sir"
#257878 (595)
<drag0n> Subject: threat level raised
<drag0n> Due to explosives that were found under a rail bed in France, the Chirac government has raised the threat level in France to the second highest level.  The President of France announced that as of 10:00 a.m., the threat level will officially go from "run" to "hide."
#257898 (394)
<TehTipper> what do u call bread made by a buffalo?
<DoomGuyPaul> Unsanitary.
#258104 (1365)
<rjbs> billn: you some kinda jehovah's witness??
<billn> rjbs: I wouldn't say 'witness.' I mean, I clearly saw God hit that guy with his car, but there's no way I'm gonna testify against him.
#258240 (1289)
<@cs_weasel> my latest viagra spam subject line: "adolph"
< ponds`zombie> ein reich, ein volk, ein schlongpill
#258308 (1070)
<MacMan> OMG GUYS GUESS WAT!!!
<The_Spaniard> Stupid is getting louder?
#258383 (967)
<kwigibo> Guns are for people who can't humiliate criminals with elaborate swinging paint-can contraptions
#258539 (626)
<Mighty> I'm hoping I misheard my mother; she said the daycare my brother is going to is called "Little Third Reich"
#258595 (697)
< SnPz> skal jeg gå inn på den siden??
< SnPz> er du norsk??
< [Mosh]> I dont have my secret decoder ring on
#258609 (1022)
<bunnyrape> Unscramble this: tq/iu
* Quits: mnk0 (~mnk0@router.globaladsl.adsl.golden.net) (?)
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<Iyouboushi> hm.. personally, if it was me.. I'd be more worried about finding Kouga (who has 2 shards in his legs) and Kohaku (who has a shard in his back)
<Iyouboushi> I'd get the two shards from Kouga and take them to the modern times
<Iyouboushi> that way Naraku couldn't complete the jewel
<Iyouboushi> because you know once he has the jewel from the "after-life" place, he's immedately going to kill Kouga and Kohaku
<Rowen_Hashiba> man i can't breathe... too much geek in here, it's affecting my sinuses
#258768 (639)
<+flash> WHER CAN I DOWNLOAD A VIRUS?THAT KILLS MY PC FOR FREE?
<Server> flash: www.windowsupdate.com
#258778 (2401)
<neott> stop();
<WorkLord> hammertime();
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<blacklegions666> is here anybody into BLACK METAL
<blacklegions666> ?
<Ne[r]d> like... living color?
#258908 (16132)
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
#259256 (2361)
<+shiachan> i am having the worse day for the past 3 years
<+shiachan> someone console me :/
* Edible hits shiachan with a gamecube.
#259303 (111)
<Defister> you guys seen that video of the girl shooting live eels out her ass and having another jap girl eat them?
<Monga> The japanese like sushi WAY too much.
#259320 (760)
<helv> WHAT THE FUCK
<helv> a giant mini egg just drove past my house
#259326 (448)
<Erin> does anyone else think that maybe dairy farmers have been tricking us, and that cows are really bulls, and we all buy bull semen by the litre?
<Erin> it's just whenever I see milk I think of semen that's all
<KateK> Um, maybe you shouldn't let your dad prepare your cereal anymore.
<Homestarrr> hellooo calcium deficiency