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(338)<Mr_Nutty> once in a west texas town of el paso <Mr_Nutty> I fell in love with a mexican girl <Fina> It didn't stop her from charging you, though #247524
(368)< euronium> i never understood the concept behind flavor colored condoms < Skarack_> do you suck dick? #247790
(1043)<Cold_Fyre> back. I had to talk to my sister about sumtin <fReAkEr> is she hot? <Cold_Fyre> She's 8... <Cold_Fyre> O.o <fReAkEr> I didnt ask her age... #247808
(218)<Vile> I saw the most hilarious billboard today. All white, with black letters. '"Invite me back to school." - God.' <Vile> A being that can create a sunset must communicate with us by way of our BILLBOARDS! <Vile> *Driving, glances up at one such board* "Jerry. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife. #247834
(313)ArgosBM : hell, i think i modong protty good for typihg whting my eyes closed ArgosBM : ...or not... #247843
(375)* Joins: kcar181- <kcar181-> baah <kcar181-> My HDD drive is dead <@matt1frek> dead? <kcar181-> dead <kcar181-> like the bios says "Where the fuck did your HDD go?" #248750
(810)vince: i just emailed the hotmail staff that i wasnt able to open and read any emails vince: my email: i have a problem, i cant open or read any emails vince: they answered: yes you can #249194
(343)<Dokstarr> can anyone think of a good way to appeal and indecent exposure charge.. i can't believe people would actually cite me for that :( <Zanza> dokstarr: how indecent? <Xagemo> Dokstarr, say that your clothes had been soaked in some kind of acid <Dokstarr> i only mooned people from a car windown.. and then at a toll booth mooned people fot a while <Dokstarr> sunroof <Zanza> can't think of an excuse for that <Krinos> of course you run the risk of people chucking stuff at your naket arse <Dokstarr> who knew a cop would be waiting a mile down because people called and complained <Xagemo> Dokstarr, i think you are screwed <Dokstarr> dont 136 people have better things to do than call the cops <Dokstarr> krinos they loved my "arse" they probably took some snapshots <Krinos> people who love an arse don't call the cops -_- <Aoshi> lol. <Dokstarr> when the cop stopped me i thought maybe only 1 or 2 called.. .but 136 they need a life <Zanza> 136 people? <Dokstarr> yeah i did all the way down the highway.. then at the toll booth.. and then when there was a traffic jam <Dokstarr> well i am off... gotta think of some sort of plea bargain or something to get it off my record... #249231
(1570)<MrCoffee> my pokemon bring all those nerds to the yard and there like, do you wanna trade cards, damn right, lets trade some cards, ill trade you, but not my charizard #250375
(254)<Fuyutski> Canada has 32,200,000 people. :o <Dami> And I am one of them. XD <Fuyutski> America has 290,300,000 <Fuyutski> =o <Dami> Fuyu: We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they'd be our BITCH. #250661
(1043)<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school <RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus <RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ <RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded" <RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble #251404
(53)<the-dude> Is there something like an API Documentation for c++? <mod7t9z730> the-dude, windows api -> msdn <mod7t9z730> http://msdn.microsoft.com <the-dude> for linux? <mod7t9z730> uhm #251614
(8)<strlen> i know someone who was half german half korean <strlen> i asked him if he makes soap out of his dog #251739
(446)<Null> So I downloaded the O'Reilly bookshelf set on cd <Null> Then I couldn't mount the iso <Null> Out of curiosity I ran file on it and found out it was a Divx 3 file <Null> So apparently my O'Reilly bookshelf iso set is softcore porn <Null> I'd hate to be the guy who downloaded porn and got my bookshelf set <Calidore> Well, now he can improve himself while downloading porn. <Calidore> You, on the other hand, can look for the books one-handed. #251985
(173)<dlanod> The great thing about aural sex is that you can play it by ear. #252134
(555)<Kyle> The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where can I rent a bass? <icabod> I'll lend you one <Kyle> Niiiice. Now, how do I play? <icabod> It's just like guitar, except you get fewer chicks #252198
(2094)<Kuja> How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes. #252293
(456)<Mattimeo> I've decidedthat IRC is an MMORPG where I play the role of a hopeless nerd :( #252487
(149)<TheOracle> : <TheOracle> WHY IS AIM A WHORE? <jednet> she's young and needs the money #252491
(81)<Gadfly> Did you see The Passion of the Christ yet? I hear Salman Rushdie's writing the novelization. #252577
(492)<Shinitenshi> "No entry found for faces." <Shinitenshi> "Did you mean feces?" <Shinitenshi> Fucking thesarus.com. #252655
(449)Lah Deez Mahn: sweet Lah Deez Mahn: outlook 2004 Lah Deez Mahn: now handles Lah Deez Mahn: all my email accounts Lah Deez Mahn: from *everywhere* Lah Deez Mahn: hotmail, adelphia, yahoo, b4k3r.com Lah Deez Mahn: ahh, i like it afmomania: now all you need is someone to email you #252656
(1805)<Nyphur> DIX has a point. That kind of muscle development at that age isn't something to be celebrated. It's unnatural and as such, the body isn't designed to do it. It's going to cause him unforseen problems in the future. <Nyphur> Good. He deserves it. <MonkeyDLuffy> ...? <MonkeyDLuffy> Nyphur, did you just reply to what you just typed? <Nyphur> I did, yes. This kind of thing happens at 4AM. #252713
(448)* Now talking in #linux <jeramir> hello, can somebody recommend me a good p2p program? <glassjoe> GoBuyIt v6.03 <jeramir> i can't find it <glassjoe> ... #252759
(592)<DuTcHiN> This dude at my work had red hair so we call him santa. <XtACY> ??????? <DuTcHiN> Well he obviously has a red sack