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<soink> and im not that fat
<soink> cameras add like 48 pounds
<SteelStud> Well, you must have used 5 cameras on that picture.
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<Petter>It's a bug
<X-Winger2>I refuse to believe XP has any bugs ;P
<X-Winger2>well
<X-Winger2>Except it won't let me see my hard drive right now
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<jshock221> a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're really thinking about a mother.
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<Raymondo> I'm a lot funnier in real life.
<Megatron5000> that doesn't matter here
<Raymondo> I'm just pointing out I don't suck 24/7
<PrzeCM03|04> who cares what's your sucking timetable
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<isurx> vinyl as in a record right?
<babo> Yes.
<ami_> as in 12 inches of black joy
<N8> like... never mind
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<shaqzilla> I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
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<noam`wm> I was studying Physics, right. Magnetic fields. There was a drawing in the book to demonstrate how the direction of the field is always orthogonal to the direction of the force. to do that, they drew a dot, 4 vectors of field and 4 directions of force, orthogonal to them.
<noam`wm> I painted the background in red and added SIEG HEIL.
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[skorpion] gravity is a resource hog.
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<CharoNoMe> Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
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<CharoNoMe> Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
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<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me the next gary kasparov
<WallOfInsanity> then I shall be deep blue and defeat you with my efficient machine-like bowel movements.
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<Ioshua> +ban trillback plz. I only like this much in and out if it involves my woman.
<Ioshua> or, at least, a friendly looking sock.
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<spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night
<spectre> too bad she was fat
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<spectre> hypno: did you see what braingrind wrote in the front of the book ?
<spectre> "Yo Fran. I liked this book. I pissed myself. You should like it too. If you don't, I can only assume you suck. Shizzle. Braingrind"
<bluecgi> haha what he wrote is like his account of a normal day
<bluecgi> he wakes up, says something, soils himself, emotes, soils himself again
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<Pablissimo> You wish that your customer part know more thing on the others players or on your very new entity faggot of data? Are the server->client messages to you of aucuns help (too much heavy to manage since all the customers must have access to these values with each frame)? You feel that the file delta.lst could be useful but include/understand you nothing there?
<Pablissimo> can someome make that make sense in english, babelfish is clearly underperforming here
<Pablissimo> for instance, the word 'faggot' was a surprise
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<BlacKcaT>  So my computer is sweet. It's right next to my bed, so i can just pull over my keyboard and my mouse, since it's optical, and it'll all work and I'm nice and comfy lying down on my bed.
<Benig> So my laptop...
<BlacKcaT> Fuck you.
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<Rocksteady> quick i need a funny way to wake up a roomate that doesn't involve sex or feces
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<Nick> man dod is the fucking shit
<sporkchop> i wonder if you could fuck shit....
<sporkchop> it would be all soft and warm and squishy
<Nick> lol
<sporkchop>hmmm
<sporkchop> brb
* sporkchop is away - bathroom
<Nick> oh jesus no
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<TheMaker> I finally made aop on dalnet!
<G13> was this yer entire life's struggle?
<TheMaker> yes
<TheMaker> since 1996
<G13> you are a sad, sad man
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* Huroya shoots Flak
* Flak catches the bullet with his teeth
<Huroya> By "catch" I think you mean it shatters your jaw and puts a hole the size of a baseball through the back of your skull.
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<Pesmerga> man, im starting to think that the more I take showers, the more i stink afterwards. so Im just gonna stop showering and see if it helps.
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<Epoch71> you know, for some reason, this reminds me... the other day i was playing ping pong and thought, "damn, this'd make a great video game... i wonder if it's been done yet"
<Epoch71> god i felt stupid 5 seconds later
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<Chrisodeo> In Soviet Russia... the jokes tell you!
<CrazySteve> Am I the only one bothered by the fact that there is now no longer a Soviet Russia?
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<CrazySteve> I guess not.
#243706 (807)
MelancholicKiss: say something profound
MaximumTool007: Old people should be put down at birth.
MelancholicKiss: why do i even bother
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<FujiLi> my wiener reminds me of a lightsaber.
<Terron> FujiLi: its green?