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(307)mooseybaby4247: my acceptance would be like "I would like to thank all the other nominees who lost so that i could win, my family and friends, I love you all, and to everyone I worked with, you were great but I was greater because I'm the one with the award. Thank you." #238256
(399)KajiTheGaurdian: Funny thing. There were these papers by kids posted on the wall of the temple about why being Jewish is good, and one kid wrote "I like being Jewish because it means I'm special," but he wrote it as "spechul". Dolorous Decay: He sounds pretty fucking spechul to me #238276
(730)Dublyner: I was up in Winnepeg and some guy on the street asked me if I had two loonies for a toonie. I thought he was going to rape me or something. #238334
(1000)<Kadon`> Can a dead girl have an orgasm? <TheMoxy> God.. lol <Anonymous> How long has she been dead? <Kadon`> Uh, let me check. #238361
(202)<RealaNightmaren> that fucker is linking to our files <RealaNightmaren> AGAIN <dosdemon> reala who hosts sonic cult <RealaNightmaren> dos: a friend of mine <Sushi-D> reala... you should make one of those scripts.. <dosdemon> ah <RealaNightmaren> i used to have one <RealaNightmaren> i replaced it with htaccess <RealaNightmaren> which unfortunatly doesn't cover the subdomains <Sushi-D> that bites the bullet... <Sushi-D> so....how are youe gonna correct this problem... <RealaNightmaren> easy <RealaNightmaren> I'll replace it with porn #238410
(563)<Schwab> so I bought some mary jane last night <Schwab> about a quarters worth <Schwab> then I planted it in this jackass's car <Schwab> then I called the cops <Schwab> and now he's on parol violation <Schwab> lesson in all of this....don't ever..EVER.. fucking touch my food, especially with the intention of ruining it while I'm eating #238425
(326)poetica09: i need to think of more ways to make an ass of myself poetica09: it's fun stuff poetica09: i was considering going somewhere next weekend poetica09: and putting up a sign, like maybe outside of a store poetica09: and a tin can poetica09: and the sign would say poetica09: "donate to help a deaf blind man stay alive" poetica09: and i could be sitting on a lawn chair poetica09: reading a magazine and listening to my cd player poetica09: and waving at people who walk by :-p #238448
(397)<@iretd> Problem with bash is: after reading it for like half an hour, you go back to irc and you don't understand the jokes ppl make, like "where's the punch line" and then you realize there's no joke, it's just back to boring old IRC <@dalias> actually i have that problem on bash <@dalias> i read a quote and i'm like "where's the punch line?" #238461
(312)<pussyfart> jesus h. christ.. <mycheese> wtf does the h stand for <pussyfart> ... <pussyfart> henry #238463
(525)+SharpSchutze: Hard Drive Installed On: Thursday, January 1 1970 +SharpSchutze: That can't be good. #238510
(966)*** Signoff: Froz- (Quit: and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?) *** Froz- (~nogonnta@dsl-lprgw4g4c.dial.inet.fi) has joined channel #mpsource *** Mode change "+o Froz-" for channel #mpsource by ChanServ <Froz-> /quit and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park? #238517
(472)[SB|Ranter] I played the Sims for 1 hour and realised I was making such an effort to clean the dishes when there's a whole stack of them beside the sink in real life [SB|Ranter] so I deleted the fucker #238559
(301)<DeuceOfHearts> So I'm thinking about buying a title... <DeuceOfHearts> Should I be an Earl or a Duke? <DeuceOfHearts> I know... maybe a Marquis? <mistaelitez> Well, I dunno.... do you scroll down the street? #238603
(218)<Azrael> notepad + random windows system files = fun for the bored #238640
(1399)<jimmiejaz> http://news.myway.com/odd/article/id/388409|oddlyenough|03-01-2004::10:26|reuters.html <Jay1> fucking LINK <Jay1> argh <Jay1> you made me open it bich <Jay1> and it opened in my insurance quote windows and fucked it up <jimmiejaz> deal with it, I didn't tell you to click it. <Jay1> it opens it self <jimmiejaz> so links in your IRC window open all by them self? <Jay1> yes <jimmiejaz> http://www.tubgirl.com <Jay1> I HATE YOU <jimmiejaz> get a real client, one that doesn't open www.tubgirl.com when it sees it. <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org <Jay1> U GAY POOF <Jay1> i HATE YOU <jimmiejaz> www.lemonparty.org <Jay1> FUCK SAKE <-- Jay1 has quit (Client Exiting) #238718
(287)<ShajJee> i am muslim and i never belive on sex <jackfig> oh, that's good <Dormir> congrats <ShajJee> and a muslim can never do sex with anyone <jackfig> ummm, then why are there so many of them? #238734
(1261)<shortigo> I can't find my enlightenment configuration files <BedMan> look in ~/.enlightenment <shortigo> I don't seem to have one <hazard> 'the path to enlightment is hard to find' #238749
(216)<Ransome_LightHawk> You know, I heard "The Passion" I so good they are going to make a book about it <Jaffar> Yeah. I think they're calling it "The Bible" or something <Jaffar> I dunno, sounds kind of silly to me. * Ransome_LightHawk nods <Jaffar> I mean, who'd read a book called "The Bible". Psh. #238766
(326)[ExCal]: hey andre, do you live on welfare? [ANDrEY]: NOO, BARRINGTON AVE. #238771
(2468)Tetramaster3k: Omg. Tetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me chewing on the chords to my headphones Tetramaster3k: She goes Tetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and electrocute yourself" Tetramaster3k: So I stopped Tetramaster3k: Then she goes Tetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop" #238812
(766)<raindog> I'll ring you when I head out... <morgamic> <3 <raindog> lol <morgamic> want me to pick you up? <raindog> nice testicles <morgamic> it's a heart you jackass. <raindog> oh #238827
(333)<Bobman> Im gonna take the catalytic converter off my car, bend the muffler to the side and rig a spark plug on the inside <Bobman> Drive-by flamethrower #238837
(503)* @Falco|LAN goes to kick his sister's ass <@pandairo> heh <%hurricane> just beat her boyfriend up, its more satisfying <@pandairo> isnt she too young for boyfriends? <%hurricane> i dunno how old is she <@Falco|LAN> she's 12 <@Falco|LAN> well <@Falco|LAN> I couldn't get her to get off <%hurricane>.... <%hurricane> please tell me you mean the phone or computer #238880
(1481)<LexMortis> have i told you about a dream i had? <LexMortis> a lion attacked me <LexMortis> and bit off my finger <LexMortis> after the fight n all was over <LexMortis> i looked at my hands <LexMortis> and went like "great, now i can only count to 9" <LexMortis> even my unconsciousness is retarded = #238914
(421)<nien_rima> actually, jaffars right there <Jaffar> Oh for the love of Christ, shut the Hell -- <Jaffar> Oh wait. <Jaffar> You were agreeing with me. <Jaffar> Nevermind then, carry on.