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#237483 (697)

* Zed used to teach idiots how to 'hack' in Diablo.
<Zed> I mean, I'd give them an axe, then lead them to the dungeon.
<Zed> Tell them to hit a skeleton.
<Zed> They didn't appreciate that :p

#237507 (577)

<chobits41> You know that big mall in Edmonton has three fully working submarines.
<chobits41> the Canadain Navy has two.
<@Airs> lol
<chobits41> So if war ever broke out in that mall ... they'd never make it past the Gap.

#237811 (282)

* MoonKatz munches some girl scout cookies.
<MoonKatz> for some reason, these aren't all that great. Maybe it's because I had shortbread recently.
<Da5id> could be that they didn't use fresh girlscouts this year too
<MoonKatz> true. I got them from a different troop, so that must be it.

#237903 (503)

<Tenkz> GG and Riot sitting in a tree
<Tenkz> virtually undressing...ly.
<MrPants> first comes asl
<Tenkz> then comes cyber
<Girl_Gamer_152> then comes meet in real life and IT'S A 60YO TRANSFESTITE!

#237904 (160)

(lara`) i wanna die
(lara`) just like jesus christ
(Ic3zero) whats stopping u
(Ic3zero) ppl cant carry u up the hill?

#237913 (193)

<Penguin> All I did was try to brighten up their days, with racial hate propaganda.
<cow|a> ahhaah
<cow|a> as you should.
<Penguin> And what do they do in return? Ban me!

#237941 (282)

<Fox_Alan> when you have to resort to using pickup lines from bash.org things are bad :)
<Borlath_Mon> Yeah, but nobody I know over here READS bash.org - I read a bit before I go out, and I'm the life of the party. Telling jokes, making fun of things...
<Borlath_Mon> Of course, I -did- get into a bit of trouble when I went to the Black Pride thing.
<Borlath_Mon> That antique farm equipment joke didn't go down too well.

#237959 (348)

(Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site, but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing but nude women

#237965 (283)

(+^Bunny) without the sex
(@Squiggle) the sex doesnt matter
(+^Bunny) like prison mates :)
(+^Bunny) lol j/k
(@Squiggle) I would SO much rather have someone hold me and play with my hair and snuggle me while I sleep than have sex.
(@Squiggle) sex is irrelevant to me most times.
(+^Bunny) i think a lot of women would ;)
(@Squiggle) Besides, my washing machine has a great spin cycle.

#237976 (1280)

<Monga> Any of you guys ever get stuck in your chair?
<Marjerin> No
<DeeDee> No
<UppeRkilL> No
<Monga> Yeah, uh, me neither.

#237981 (590)

--- Received a CTCP FINGER from Tru7h
<scythe> stop fingering me, Tru7h
<Tru7h> im just testing it out
<Tru7h> I have never fingered anyone before
<Tru7h> ...
<Tru7h> oh god
<Tru7h> that so didn't
<Tru7h> sound right
<scythe> excuse me while i quote that

#237985 (510)

<+IronKite> When will I learn to stop frying bacon in the nude?
<@jaymeekae> shortly after an embarrassing trip to the ER?
<+IronKite> good point.

#238023 (227)

* Arathia serepticously kicks Aytin in the shin
<Arathia> (horribly mispelled)
<Aytin> no, shin is right

#238045 (330)

<javachickn> O FUCK MY FOOT IS ASLEEP
<javachickn> WHAT DO I DO
<javachickn> HURRY
<Steve> wake it up with fire
<Steve> the really hot kind.

#238059 (697)

<LZ> when I was like 8
<LZ> I was trying to make this fanfic
<LZ> where Mario met his twin sister Maria
<Elmoogle> And they sexx0red?
<LZ> I was 8 ;_;
<LZ> Yes
<LZ> They did

#238061 (319)

ZacCichy: or why is it I can't find a chick
ZacCichy: younger than 15!?
ZacCichy: :-(
ZacCichy: OLDER I MEAN

#238066 (870)

<tah_twig> How do you know I'm NOT a hot, slutty girl?
<go_amd_go> because your here

#238071 (384)

<Guest34423> is Microsoft Access available in windows?
<Pinchiukas> no, it's for linux

#238103 (715)

<KB1JEC> anybody here give me a little help with VB?
<MikeJ> KB1JEC - does this look like a VB help channel?
<MikeJ> #C# is the VB help channel
<MikeJ> *duh*
<KB1JEC> ok im so awfully sorry
<KB1JEC> Unable to join #C# because a correct key is required
<MikeJ> ok
<MikeJ> then try #C++ they do it too
<KB1JEC> ok im in #c++, thanks
* KB1JEC has left #VisualBasic
<MikeJ> ...

#238107 (423)

<qreymer> fuck... i just scratched my laptops monitor... and then i tried to use ctrl + z on it
<qreymer> i forgot it doesn't work on the outside ;(

#238114 (257)

<p0m> AGDN: My father's always calling me to explain the toolbar on Word.
<p0m> Its rediculous.
<p0m> "Whats this button do?" "I Don't fucking know! CLIIIIICK IT!"

#238133 (458)

<Gandalf> at least you arent typical of most yanks here who hear the word africa and automatically think we drive elephants to work
<Dinxy> no you drive black people to work

#238156 (518)

#238158 (444)

<birdhouseskater> my one goal in life besides a girlfriend is getting in bash.org

#238166 (534)

* Lemming hands out glasses full of an unidentifiable liquid.
<Lemming> beba la sandwich!
<red_cactus> you blended a sammich?
<red_cactus> *blenderd
<red_cactus> *blendered
<red_cactus> *put a sammich in a blender