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<Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before.
<GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on my nuts.
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<fate-sg> it's almost as bad as rofl
<fate-sg> which to me is a bark gone wrong
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* maria hurts
<maria> and whenever i close my eyes i can see scrolling arrows and hear j-pop
<peterS> the first step toward getting rid of a ddr addiction is to admit that you have a problem
<maria> yes, i do
<maria> one of the pads is broken
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<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"
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<@TunaRoll> wow, i  spelled bukkake wrong and google corrected me
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<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)
<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!
<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<VCR-clock> :)
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV *  MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<SailorV> EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that
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<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. <[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them. <[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator.
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<The`Artful`Dodger> My fucking physics teacher has a spongebob squarepants poster in his class :|
<The`Artful`Dodger> It says "E = MC Squaredpants"
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WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you
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<asial> fuck you, youre sometimes just a fucking baby!
<`Riku> oh yeah?
<`Riku> Well, guess what that makes YOU?
<`Riku> A pedophile!
<`Riku> and I'll be damned if I'm being lectured by a pervert!
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<Trigger> anyone here know what kind of virus would create about 100 directories that don't exist?
<Rakoth> windows
<Adam9> or a corrupted filesystem
<Rakoth> that's what I said ;)
#205824 (584)
•Berrik• I swear I hate German
•Berrik• You take some 3-letter word in English
•Berrik• and in German it's "Schtuffwaftefloswhosit"
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* Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: Abe
<Locke|Away> Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge?  Western medicine seems to have failed you.
<Abe> well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday
<Locke|Away> Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back?  An evil dab may have followed him home from work.  It might be eating his marrow.
<Locke|Away> Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon.  Just kill a pig already.
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<acrimonious> dude
<acrimonious> Celeron
* acrimonious feels unclean
#205847 (2065)
<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars
<tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate
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--> therevelator (~none@artemis.stud.uni-goettingen.de) has joined #linux-kernel
<therevelator> hi. does anybody know how to make the init-process look look like star wars?
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<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus
<auto-jack> "to run a test."
<Redline> testing their will to be employed
#205928 (387)
<Chiffy> hah
<Chiffy> I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom
<Chiffy> and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh
<Chiffy> she looks up
<Chiffy> and mentions something like 'oh animal planet crocodile guy'
<Chiffy> it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait'
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<felix> what is asl?
<felix> asshole?
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<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?
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<santa> if nasa was smart they'd send something tomars to grab a huge fucking bucket of mars sand
<santa> and take it back
<santa> and sell it by the gram
<santa> like "MARS SAND KEYCHAINS - 300 bucks"
<santa> talk about grassroots funding programs ;)
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bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
#206190 (506)
<[]OTB[]Orange> apparently girls gone wild "just got wilder"
<ninex-knp> ?
<[]OTB[]Orange> i don't know about you, but i certainly don't want to see willy wonka bare his breasts
#206281 (691)
<gordo> who here knows their trance well?
<gordo> i need the title of that trance song, with the choir singing in the background
<gordo> (high pitch) la la la la la, la la la la
<gordo> (lower) la la la laaaaaaa, la (high) la la
<WardoG> Wow that's specific
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<douchebag> do u declare your variables when doing pseudo code?