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(340)<Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before. <GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on my nuts. #205332
(486)<fate-sg> it's almost as bad as rofl <fate-sg> which to me is a bark gone wrong #205394
(1071)* maria hurts <maria> and whenever i close my eyes i can see scrolling arrows and hear j-pop <peterS> the first step toward getting rid of a ddr addiction is to admit that you have a problem <maria> yes, i do <maria> one of the pads is broken #205408
(6060)<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two" #205493
(1266)<@TunaRoll> wow, i spelled bukkake wrong and google corrected me #205557
(6237)<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :) <Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :) * Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax <Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.' * Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner * <Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today. <Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!! <SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu * Dark_Fax displays wrong time * * Dark_Fax rings for no reason * * Kami is now known as VCR-clock * Dark_Fax gets a paper jam * * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR * VCR-clock blinks <Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR * VCR-clock blinks <VCR-clock> :) * Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter * <Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!! * Dark_Fax rings again for no reason * * VCR-clock blinks some more * SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here * Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!! * VCR-clock blinks * VCR-clock blinks <SailorV> EEEE! * SailorV unplugs the VCR * VCR-clock has quit IRC * Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox <Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that #205567
(1459)<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers. <[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them. <[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator. #205595
(369)<The`Artful`Dodger> My fucking physics teacher has a spongebob squarepants poster in his class :| <The`Artful`Dodger> It says "E = MC Squaredpants" #205633
(7102)WallJam7: roses are red WallJam7: violets are blue WallJam7: all of my base WallJam7: are belong to you #205713
(528)<asial> fuck you, youre sometimes just a fucking baby! <`Riku> oh yeah? <`Riku> Well, guess what that makes YOU? <`Riku> A pedophile! <`Riku> and I'll be damned if I'm being lectured by a pervert! #205797
(647)<Trigger> anyone here know what kind of virus would create about 100 directories that don't exist? <Rakoth> windows <Adam9> or a corrupted filesystem <Rakoth> that's what I said ;) #205824
(584)Berrik I swear I hate German Berrik You take some 3-letter word in English Berrik and in German it's "Schtuffwaftefloswhosit" #205825
(700)* Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer) * Joins: Abe <Locke|Away> Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge? Western medicine seems to have failed you. <Abe> well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday <Locke|Away> Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back? An evil dab may have followed him home from work. It might be eating his marrow. <Locke|Away> Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon. Just kill a pig already. #205836
(120)<acrimonious> dude <acrimonious> Celeron * acrimonious feels unclean #205847
(2065)<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars <tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate #205870
(325)--> therevelator (~none@artemis.stud.uni-goettingen.de) has joined #linux-kernel <therevelator> hi. does anybody know how to make the init-process look look like star wars? #205895
(210)<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus <auto-jack> "to run a test." <Redline> testing their will to be employed #205928
(387)<Chiffy> hah <Chiffy> I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom <Chiffy> and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh <Chiffy> she looks up <Chiffy> and mentions something like 'oh animal planet crocodile guy' <Chiffy> it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait' #205944
(417)<felix> what is asl? <felix> asshole? #205970
(2765)<jaga> does anyone here have a computer? #206020
(246)<santa> if nasa was smart they'd send something tomars to grab a huge fucking bucket of mars sand <santa> and take it back <santa> and sell it by the gram <santa> like "MARS SAND KEYCHAINS - 300 bucks" <santa> talk about grassroots funding programs ;) #206068
(668)bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. #206190
(506)<[]OTB[]Orange> apparently girls gone wild "just got wilder" <ninex-knp> ? <[]OTB[]Orange> i don't know about you, but i certainly don't want to see willy wonka bare his breasts #206281
(691)<gordo> who here knows their trance well? <gordo> i need the title of that trance song, with the choir singing in the background <gordo> (high pitch) la la la la la, la la la la <gordo> (lower) la la la laaaaaaa, la (high) la la <WardoG> Wow that's specific #206333
(248)<douchebag> do u declare your variables when doing pseudo code?