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(334)<Feranis> Is it bad... <Feranis> When this: <Feranis> )= <Feranis> Vividly reminds me of the planetary ion cannon they had on Hoth? <Gararion> what? <Gararion> ah lol <Zork> That's bad. It's a frowny-face, not an ion cannon <Zork> dork #191097
(47)<DownKaos> dude I think free willy and tupac are hiding in cuba together #191121
(454)<brenty> Did you guys know there are boobs on the internet? <IAMUNNOTICED> yeah brenty> I just found out today. <En1gma> brent, there is a fundementual flaw in that <En1gma> you can't grope them! <En1gma> *shakes head* <En1gma> man.. <brenty> Like hell I can't! <brenty> I can print them and put them on a stuffed animal, idiot. #191171
(349)<xScoobyxDoo42ox> "My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate," he told the US troops in English, according to Major Bryan Reed, operations officer for the 1st Brigade, 4th Infantry Division. <xScoobyxDoo42ox> hahaha <xScoobyxDoo42ox> i used that on the cops last week #191182
(1262)JustAnotherFetus: If I had a dollar for every time I had 60 cents, I would be Canada. #191305
(402)<Kyre> ... <GreenFux> ...? <Kyre> I'm re-enacting Final Fantasy 8 <Kyre> err I mean ... #191350
(322)<Rayt> I blame Jesus for everything <Shu> I BLAME IT ALL ON ALLAH. <Rayt> Allah is kewl in my book <Rayt> If you can convince people to blow themself up in your name, you've done well in life #191423
(412)<Plank> there's a special halloween version of goatse! the image if modified so it looked like a halloween pumpkin! www.goatse.cx <Suave|Away> Bloody hell. <Suave|Away> And I clicked it, too. #191532
(1295)<Zeroflowne>what is the name of that oral sex move that can kill your partner? <sHaDoWkAiO>The oral sex "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cunnilingus? #192096
(308)<Agent_Mono> vote for me to be op and you will go to heaven <ZestyO> lol <ZestyO> great campaign <ZestyO> you work for the bush administration? <Seraya> Sure sounds like it. #192099
(626)(Crazy) my shampoo is for blonde people :/ (topher) the instructions are in big letters ? #192115
(627)<pakman> opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink <goatasaur> but they're fun to poke at #192129
(399)<Snoody> I am wearing a sports bra. It makes my boobs look all flat and weird. <tanjo> as opposed to ? #192136
(1040)<Pascal> Aieee! On a company's resume submission form: What level of education do you possess? yes no * Pascal answers 'yes' <fEk> Who would answer 'no' to that? :) <Pascal> The person who designed this form? #192153
(490)<Adora> you know what I just realized boobs are really good for? <Enigma> holding stuff up? <Adora> they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds <Adora> all soft and squishy <Enigma> really? who knew <Adora> no hard edges <Enigma> my next guess was going to be luring sexually deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer problems #192173
(63)<Jim> The blue man group is a complete ripoff of the smurfs #192191
(577)<PoofServ> WOOHOO! My mom is getting off! #192195
(797)<LadyLazaruss> LOL my student just sent me an email with the subject line "hey baby" <Allahkat> HAHAHAHA <bunnie> whoa <LadyLazaruss> closely followed with an "oops... disregard that last email!!!" <Loser> hahahaha <Allahkat> LMFAO #192267
(645)<burntash> try this shit on for a size, a telemarketer just called me and when i answered hello they told me "please hold on, all our staff are currently busy" #192337
(165)<s2k|D_Holt> anyone have scented condoms? <s2k|Alchemeron> after using them, all condoms are scented #192384
(729)<MadTom> Man <MadTom> Bob the Builder porn is hard to find #192433
(911)-([AfZ]Curse)- i just ripped the most putrid fart ever -([AfZ]Curse)- and my fucking dog looked at me and walked out of my room #192469
(343)<codespace> who is the father of genetics? <codespace> mendel? <Swish> Dr. Genetalia <codespace> go team. #192474
(431)* vryxnr does a happy dance again <vryxnr> :D <vryxnr> @--< <vryxnr> @-|-< <vryxnr> @-?-< <vryxnr> oops <Keioto> hahah <Keioto> you broke your arm #192531
(6356)<riesto> So I discovered that half my students are failing because they just read bash.org every day in class. <tumnest> How'd you determine that? <riesto> One of them *accidentally* e-mailed me explaining how no one does anything in the class, dumbasses. <riesto> So if you're reading this, students, GET TO FUCKING WORK! MODULE 10!