#188210 (506)
<PotatoSan> Why in the hell is King Boo a heavyweight character in Double Dash?
<PotatoSan> HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING GHOST!
#188238 (296)
<guider> i fucking hate my biology teacher
<garfep> why?
<guider> hes such an asshole, he treats me like his fucking personal assistant
<guider> he has me file shit for him and like make his lesson plans and shit while he sits and flirts with the chicks in my class
<guider> so i'm skipping his stupid class tomorrow
<garfep> you should just leave and be like "suck my cock"
<guider> i bet if i was a girl he would
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<TRON> if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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<ogg> i'm gonna invent a cereal called raisin hell
#188680 (1650)
tigeraid: another baby?
tigeraid: jesus christ lady it's a vagina, not a clown car
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<A_Witt> it's 1:45 am and I swear I just heard somone walking down the street playing a trumpet
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<Ironballs> State media have said the orgy at a five-star hotel in the coastal city of Zhuhai in Guangdong province in September involved about 400 Japanese tourists and 500 Chinese prostitutes.
<Ironballs> talk about improving internation relations
#189165 (213)
<Yoshio> OMG
<Yoshio> MY FIREWALL
<Yoshio> IS BLOCKING
<Yoshio> PORN!!
<`Bloodlust> lmao
<Yoshio> ahh much better..
<Yoshio> although i am looking at tubgirl.
<Yoshio> ewww.
<Yoshio> that so cant be real
#189167 (277)
<slayer4si> hey does anyone have a good version of Hackers?
<slayer4si> or can get one?
<zMonk> no, but I could mail a pointy stick you could use to poke one of your eyes out, if that helps
#189174 (812)
<SaBoTaGeR> A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
<SaBoTaGeR> The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? " The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
<SaBoTaGeR> "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that? asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up"
#189180 (874)
<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us
<Quizical> heh
<PunMeister> lol
<The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection
<[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet
<[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D
<[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer
<[GSF]Nitro> 8D
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<calgar> haha that's true. i beleve it's like 30% sweedish users on dalnet
<Cola-Kattn> yes, and the other 70% is playing counter-strike
#189206 (1205)
* God (lordalmighty@4061ecdd.yphigh01.heaven.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #ssboards
* God was kicked by Satan (Satan)
<Satan> No.
#189209 (266)
<aux_> i got gigs like i got ladies
<c0al> ? ur hard drive crashed/
<c0al> ??
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<@EFA|Kamikaze> Thou shalt hoist oneself upon thy ship of good sportsman, For thy days of "GG" and "NICE Shot" hath past, "GG" shalt be "BS" thy "Nice Shot" shalt be "AIMBOT!!1!1". - Teh Book of Noob Chapter 8:12
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<MrSk8r> wow a bad spellet
<MrSk8r> peller
<MrSk8r> speller
<Marcus`> lol
<MrSk8r> severs me right
<MrSk8r> serves
<MrSk8r> fuck
#189267 (163)
<Alberto> Fucking women.
<Mouse> You know what else I hate?
<Alberto> Asians?
<Reverend> Me?
<Mouse> No, no.
<Mouse> Think on a wider scale.
<Alberto> Asians AND Rev?
<Reverend> Two of me?
<Mouse> The answer is everything.
<Alberto> Ah. You walking cliche.
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<bayoab> If i take the hard drive out, will it lose all the information?
<Quixzlizx> not if you have a floppy drive!
#189296 (329)
* SLingmas sets mode: +b *!*@*
<@SLingmas> it's ok
<@SLingmas> I had subway for lunch
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<edisk> what is this, some kind of lame winamp visualization?
#189491 (998)
<Da5id> bwahahahahahaha!
<Da5id> k
<Da5id> check this stuff out
<Da5id> the sign at the student eating facility that i work at says "babcock frozen yogurt"
<Da5id> but 'babcock' is on one line, and 'frozen yogurt' is on the other
<Da5id> and there's two switches for the sign
<Da5id> now, one would THINK that one switch would be for "babcock" and the other for "frozen yogurt"
<Da5id> but no
<Da5id> one switch is for "bab/frozen"
<Da5id> and the other is for "cock/yogurt"
<%Freakazoid> lol
<Da5id> we just closed, like, an hour ago
<Da5id> guess what the sign was left saying?
<Da5id> O:)
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<Kunda> I wanna see a Jerry Springer episode where a Scientologist gets into a scrag with a Raelian when they can't agree which planet humans were sent to earth from
#189605 (2641)
<sjh> I'm bored, someone entertain me.
* GeminiGirl hands sjh a pretty girl to play with
<sjh> What's her name?
<GeminiGIrl> candy
<sjh> Candy is a sluts name.
<GeminiGirl> um... natalie then
<sjh> I only know one Natalie, and she's a stupid bitch
<GeminiGirl> :/ my name is natalie
<sjh> Yeah, I know. You're the only Natalie I know.
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<Buckweed> Tell me who do you think would be smarter, a surgeon or a programmer?
<UltraNewt> surgeon of course
<glix> programmer
<glix> unless he's a programmer for microsoft, then...
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* Malik_Ishtar begins to get impotent
<Malik_Ishtar> :O
<Malik_Ishtar> impatient
* Malik_Ishtar dies