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Mario has joined #teens
<Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here
<Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another chatroom
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<faded> i found a pocket pussy in my cousins room last night
<SpaceGoat> even fat chicks
<SpaceGoat> hahaha
<dfury> hahaha
<faded> so i put it in the dish washer
<faded> to clean it so i could use it
<faded> and it fucking melted
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<whitcomb> there's this thing on the news about what to do if someone cheats on you
<whitcomb> the simple answer, whether this is a relationship or a video game, is to kill them
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<SpAz> watch me rap
<SpAz> <rap>
<SpAz> yo yo yo
<SpAz> nigga bitch hoe
<SpAz> slap fuck bling
<SpAz> bling eskalizzle beeoch
<SpAz> yo
<SpAz> word.
<SpAz> </rap>
* McBilliam applauds
<Wyder> glad to see you listen to music.... (sarcastic)
<SpAz> thank you my record contract is in the mail with def jamz
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<LexMortis> you know what would be nasty?
<LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals"
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<Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to ourselves :-p
<Alain> yup, just you and me :-)
* Comatosis gets naked
<Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her to think i chat with perverts
* Comatosis put his clothes back on
<Comatosis> sorry
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<luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a calendar factory?
they each got 6 months
<djmaximus16> hm ?
<djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them
<djmaximus16> what happeend
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<Oceania> you penetrate my mouth
<Oceania> your in-and-outs are furious
<Oceania> sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth
<Oceania> you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth
<Oceania> good ol' toothbrush
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paper: shit
paper: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?!
paper: shit i gotta warn bob
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* Eudoxus has joined #math
<Eudoxus> Can anyone help me write 1/(x^2-3x+2) as a power series in x and find its radius of convergence?
<vrover> No
<vrover> But we can give you a lollipop
<vrover> Have a lollipop?
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<Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between genders.  Anyone got any point they think I should make?
<Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina
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<Ich> broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window
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<mizery> woot, I so got owned
<mizery> my laptop is dead
<aabnusar> ?
<Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION
* aabnusar laughs at mizery
<Rhodz> lol
<Rhodz> HARD DISK
<Rhodz> LMAO
<Rhodz> omfg
<aabnusar> lol
<Rhodz> wow what a typo to make
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<g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.  What is it.
<pip> last name
<pip> no wait
<pip> penis
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taz10021: sleeeeep
VindicateD: Writing Paaaaaper
taz100: lol
taz100: you're still awake?
taz100: heh
VindicateD: No...this is the world's smartest away message talking.
VindicateD: ;)
taz100: not if you couldn't figure out that was rhetorical
taz100: ;-)
VindicateD: touche
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* Snake is now known as Snake|Food
* Magus steals snakes food
* Snake|Food is now known as Snake|
<Magus> lol
<Magus> score!
* Snake| is now known as Snake[[Food]]
<@Snake[[Food]]> it's in a cage
<@Snake[[Food]]> leave alone
<Magus> fux
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<Kris> fuck!  someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment!
<Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00
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<_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife died Ive been VERY depressed"
<SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel
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<Rhesirus|Work> yah, i could see how using a code would activate some buggy code that would cause it to malfunction, i don't see any way it could physically damage the media
<Tamutnefret> The special "read CD as if vinyl" code
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<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party
<@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin
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<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial
<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!
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* sipr has joined #winprog
<sipr> Where can I find information on dynamic data exchange?
<drano> 1994
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Flint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D
Flint62704: Roll a d[1,6]
Flint62704: I got 4.4546347578554!
Flint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left
Flint62704: You lose
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<Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims : Superstar
<Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out with Makin' Magic
<Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies?
<Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler
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khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me
khoveraki: I don't know much about it
khoveraki: did we even finish that one?
Screamer499: Nope.
Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad
khoveraki: figures
khoveraki: any of our guys still there?
Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man.
Screamer499: so yeah.
Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.