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(2588)Mario has joined #teens <Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here <Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another chatroom #185593
(284)<faded> i found a pocket pussy in my cousins room last night <SpaceGoat> even fat chicks <SpaceGoat> hahaha <dfury> hahaha <faded> so i put it in the dish washer <faded> to clean it so i could use it <faded> and it fucking melted #185611
(332)<whitcomb> there's this thing on the news about what to do if someone cheats on you <whitcomb> the simple answer, whether this is a relationship or a video game, is to kill them #186343
(35)<SpAz> watch me rap <SpAz> <rap> <SpAz> yo yo yo <SpAz> nigga bitch hoe <SpAz> slap fuck bling <SpAz> bling eskalizzle beeoch <SpAz> yo <SpAz> word. <SpAz> </rap> * McBilliam applauds <Wyder> glad to see you listen to music.... (sarcastic) <SpAz> thank you my record contract is in the mail with def jamz #186668
(936)<LexMortis> you know what would be nasty? <LexMortis> if a pack of condoms said "tested on animals" #186807
(935)<Comatosis> wow this room is empty! we have it all to ourselves :-p <Alain> yup, just you and me :-) * Comatosis gets naked <Alain> uh, my mom is sitting here next to me, i dont want her to think i chat with perverts * Comatosis put his clothes back on <Comatosis> sorry #186873
(1052)<luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a calendar factory? they each got 6 months <djmaximus16> hm ? <djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them <djmaximus16> what happeend #187073
(458)<Oceania> you penetrate my mouth <Oceania> your in-and-outs are furious <Oceania> sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth <Oceania> you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth <Oceania> good ol' toothbrush #187110
(1588)paper: shit paper: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?! paper: shit i gotta warn bob #187136
(759)* Eudoxus has joined #math <Eudoxus> Can anyone help me write 1/(x^2-3x+2) as a power series in x and find its radius of convergence? <vrover> No <vrover> But we can give you a lollipop <vrover> Have a lollipop? #187228
(341)<Valen> I'm doing a quick essay on differences between genders. Anyone got any point they think I should make? <Ten> one has a penis, one has a vagina #187355
(1141)<Ich> broadband sucks in the sense that goatse loads before i can close the window #187385
(848)<mizery> woot, I so got owned <mizery> my laptop is dead <aabnusar> ? <Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION * aabnusar laughs at mizery <Rhodz> lol <Rhodz> HARD DISK <Rhodz> LMAO <Rhodz> omfg <aabnusar> lol <Rhodz> wow what a typo to make #187415
(2116)<g-core> Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long 1, Michael J. Fox has a little one, Madonna doesn't have one and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is it. <pip> last name <pip> no wait <pip> penis #187498
(569)taz10021: sleeeeep VindicateD: Writing Paaaaaper taz100: lol taz100: you're still awake? taz100: heh VindicateD: No...this is the world's smartest away message talking. VindicateD: ;) taz100: not if you couldn't figure out that was rhetorical taz100: ;-) VindicateD: touche #187595
(1182)* Snake is now known as Snake|Food * Magus steals snakes food * Snake|Food is now known as Snake| <Magus> lol <Magus> score! * Snake| is now known as Snake[[Food]] <@Snake[[Food]]> it's in a cage <@Snake[[Food]]> leave alone <Magus> fux #187608
(1045)<Kris> fuck! someone stole all my beer and drank it and left the empties all over my apartment! <Kris> either that or I now know why I have a headache and no real memory of anything after 21:00 #187661
(233)<_TP_> "My name is Reginald P Linux and ever since my wife died Ive been VERY depressed" <SanityClause> He should recompile her kernel #187673
(132)<Rhesirus|Work> yah, i could see how using a code would activate some buggy code that would cause it to malfunction, i don't see any way it could physically damage the media <Tamutnefret> The special "read CD as if vinyl" code #187706
(-69)<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party <@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always bitchin #187846
(200)<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial <dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!! #187922
(520)* sipr has joined #winprog <sipr> Where can I find information on dynamic data exchange? <drano> 1994 #187930
(633)Flint62704: Maybe someone should invent floating point D&D Flint62704: Roll a d[1,6] Flint62704: I got 4.4546347578554! Flint62704: Sorry, he still has 0.000002425 hp left Flint62704: You lose #187938
(1236)<Fina> After American Idol, they came out with The Sims : Superstar <Fina> After this Harry Potter crap got popular, they came out with Makin' Magic <Fina> lol What if next year we get a bunch of WW2 movies? <Fina> The Sims : Hailin' Hitler #188022
(33)khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me khoveraki: I don't know much about it khoveraki: did we even finish that one? Screamer499: Nope. Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad khoveraki: figures khoveraki: any of our guys still there? Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man. Screamer499: so yeah. Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.