#169866 (868)
ashp: OMG MATT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MATRIX
ashp: AFTER THE BIG SHOWDOWN WITH SMITH
ashp: RUFUS DROPS OUTTA THE SKY AND SAYS "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE"
ashp: and it was all just an excellent adventure
#169962 (860)
<Dyne> I've been playing Dance Dance Revolution Max 2 for only a week and i've lost 10 pounds.
<Dylflon> That's nice.
<Dyne> Really, you should try it. You need to get in shape.
<Dylflon> I am in shape. Round is a shape.
#170136 (486)
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada
#170210 (404)
<Kurushimi> Ö_ö
<SyntaxGlitch> ...Kuru, kindly shave those eyebrows off. They offend me.
#170272 (196)
[runedude]: im getting akilled too :((
[runedude]: bye folks
[21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis] Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)
#170330 (580)
<wonderwoman> and electrode pads around the rectum are reason enough to pay attention to a thorough shave. . .
<wonderwoman> um, oops
<dellarte> wow that was enlightening ww
<wonderwoman> um, wrong window
#170408 (1359)
< relnev> cool, this 8-page pdf has 3 pages intentionally left blank
< relnev> that's like a big waste of e-trees
#170425 (745)
CaptainRonfornow: How do you  spell idal correctly
CaptainRonfornow: that it right idal
Sylas Cren: idol?
CaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right
Sylas Cren: heh
CaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them
#170498 (1804)
<Dark_Soul>Just because I'm from Canada doesnt mean I live in an igloo.
<Ralts>What, you fucking homeless?
#170626 (558)
* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-206.spectrumdsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-5.spectrumdsl.net) has joined #kvs
* Atma will strangle his father if he ever tries to get his attention by flipping the lightswitch off and on again
#170682 (83)
* stigma fingers into dashutri's fluff very slowly, stealing the warmth away
* Dashutri blinks, and turns to ice.
<stigma> :(
<Dashutri> You STOLE my warmth. What did you expect?
#171031 (1204)
<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
#171043 (584)
<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had taken of himself: one showed him with a wine-bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a table leg."
<FifthColumn> Sadly the inspectors drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and beat a minority with the table leg before they found the photographs.
#171104 (-44)
[deThfyRe] love my lunch break
[jen-bbl] hehe
[deThfyRe] DONT CALL ME FAT COCK NABBER
#171109 (219)
<Zimbraizo> its ok to be fat
<Zimbraizo> but you should be fat between 3am and 6am when i am sleeping
#171110 (-6)
ð da5id is listening to Chicago - Hard to say I'm sorry - Get Away.mp3
<da5id> I better stop listening to chicago lest I invert
ð da5id is listening to Godsmack - Awake(Definatly have a penis-REMIX).mp3
<da5id> ahh there we go.
#171297 (305)
<@DocGonzo> saying mac osx has 'the power of unix' is like putting whippets in your glovebox then saying your car has 'the power of nitrous'
#171456 (38)
<@chupa> i get my cable on the 19th which is gay
<@chupa> i don't know what i'm gonna do
<@chupa> what to d/l first
<@[TrIpLe]> movies
<@[TrIpLe]> porn movies
<@[TrIpLe]> full length porn movies
#171643 (741)
* Curt stabs Stinger in the face with a generic object
<Curt> whee.
<The_Stinger> hey why do you find it neccesary to stab me in the face with a generic object
<The_Stinger> o_O
<Curt> because I didn't have a specific object at hand.
#171987 (14769)
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
#172028 (610)
--- noddy has changed the topic to: #Troll, troll, troll your post, Gently down the feed. Merrily, merrily troll along, A life is what you need!
#172151 (2039)
* sunny wanders back in the world of chemistry ... where the H+ atoms have lost their protons and don't know where to find them ...
<@guinea-pig> an ion walks into a bar and says "i think i left an electron here lastnight"
<@guinea-pig> and the bartender says "are you positive?"
<sunny> hahahahaha
<mikegrb> that is awesome
<@guinea-pig> yes, we are geeks
#172396 (711)
<jacob> fuck my deoderant combined with this other dudes one smells awesome
<cpd> 0_o and HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT OUT
#172401 (256)
<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house
#172402 (345)
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch?
<@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES!
<@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE
<@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me