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(227)«@ Darth_Angelus» thats what happens when you play avp2 too much « TheMaskedMan » You get hairy palms and go blind <JonR> no tmm <JonR> thats masturbation « TheMaskedMan » oh « TheMaskedMan » I confuse the two #138604
(419)<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy #138615
(322)<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface <+Myke> be mature #138616
(503)<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"? <Fox_Alan> dunno.. <Borlath_Mon> Dammit. <Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song <Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D-< <Borlath_Mon> :D|-< <Borlath_Mon> :D/-< <Borlath_Mon> make a little love <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8w==D <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> 8==wD <Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D <Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight? <Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm <Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one #138618
(547)<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating <Tiffany> teach me joe <Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS <Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT?? <Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT <Tiffany> o damn <Tiffany> nevermind then #138625
(465)<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina <+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh #138626
(412)kobbie|pot has Quit iRC (Write Error: Broken pipe) kobbie|work has joined. #138631
(747)<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3? <Vict0r> i didn't know that <Majuju> they made a hackers 2? <jules> they made a hackers 2? <mnerd> what's hackers <jules> winner. #138632
(-29)Crazzeh Timmeh: dude Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay KashJC: hahahaha KashJC: are u that bored? Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell? KashJC: yes KashJC: lol Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck Crazzeh Timmeh: ? Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy Crazzeh Timmeh: later? KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff Crazzeh Timmeh: kk Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him KashJC: dont ask, we're busy Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now! KashJC: hahah KashJC: sorrie daddy Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore #138634
(325)<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, <sean> "Thou shalt cross the road." <sean> And the chicken crossed the road <krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way" <krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned #138636
(62)if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file. have a nice day!" #138640
(350)<Insomniak> so anyways <Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip <Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag <Insomniak> i had to return it that morning <Insomniak> i was running late <Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school <Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me <Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?" <Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?" <Insomniak> "no" <Insomniak> "soiled diapers" <Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag #138641
(17)Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians Pheylan> smelly? #138646
(28)<Guitar4life> there's no such thing as humping too many grandma's #138651
(263)<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram? <[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car #138652
(50)<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :) <Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag * Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding) #138653
(201)<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol <doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off #138659
(159)<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away. #138676
(268)- quit: (CIA) (SDF@n00b-3A83B275.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by FBI))) (@NSA) OMG GHOST GOVERMENT #138767
(147)[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file? [ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad? #138784
(323)<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk <@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was <@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells <@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit #138788
(129)<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-( #138789
(671)Tridao: i got 100% Tridao: :D Xeero: On what? Tridao: the iq test Xeero: ... Tridao: 100% of what/ Xeero: Did it give you a number? Xeero: That says Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___" Tridao: 100%...:( Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high. #138797
(218)<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne <Charlemagne> oh <Charlemagne> never mind <Charlemagne> WOO! #138832
(941)<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head. <Dest> dreamwraith: Literally.