#138597 (227)
«@ Darth_Angelus» thats what happens when you play avp2 too much
« TheMaskedMan » You get hairy palms and go blind
<JonR> no tmm
<JonR> thats masturbation
« TheMaskedMan » oh
« TheMaskedMan » I confuse the two
#138604 (419)
<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy
#138615 (322)
<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface
<+Myke> be mature
#138616 (503)
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"?
<Fox_Alan> dunno..
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit.
<Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song
<Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> make a little love
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8w==D
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight?
<Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm
<Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one
#138618 (547)
<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating
<Tiffany> teach me joe
<Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS
<Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT??
<Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT
<Tiffany> o damn
<Tiffany> nevermind then
#138625 (465)
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh
#138626 (412)
kobbie|pot has Quit iRC (Write Error: Broken pipe)
kobbie|work has joined.
#138631 (747)
<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?
<Vict0r> i didn't know that
<Majuju> they made a hackers 2?
<jules> they made a hackers 2?
<mnerd> what's hackers
<jules> winner.
#138632 (-29)
Crazzeh Timmeh: dude
Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out
Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry
Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay
KashJC: hahahaha
KashJC: are u that bored?
Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell?
KashJC: yes
KashJC: lol
Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck
Crazzeh Timmeh: ?
Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all
KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: later?
KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff
Crazzeh Timmeh: kk
Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him
KashJC: dont ask, we're busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now!
KashJC: hahah
KashJC: sorrie daddy
Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore
#138634 (325)
<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
<sean> "Thou shalt cross the road."
<sean> And the chicken crossed the road
<krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way"
<krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned
#138636 (62)
if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file.  have a nice day!"
#138640 (350)
<Insomniak> so anyways
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
#138641 (17)
Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians
Pheylan> smelly?
#138646 (28)
<Guitar4life> there's no such thing as humping too many grandma's
#138651 (263)
<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram?
<[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car
#138652 (50)
<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :)
<Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag
* Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)
#138653 (201)
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off
#138659 (159)
<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.
#138676 (268)
-—› quit: (CIA) (SDF@n00b-3A83B275.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by FBI)))
(@NSA) OMG GHOST GOVERMENT
#138767 (147)
[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file?
[ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?
#138784 (323)
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
#138788 (129)
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
#138789 (671)
Tridao: i got 100%
Tridao: :D
Xeero: On what?
Tridao: the iq test
Xeero: ...
Tridao:  100% of what/
Xeero: Did it give you a number?
Xeero: That says
Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___"
Tridao: 100%...:(
Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.
#138797 (218)
<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne
<Charlemagne> oh
<Charlemagne> never mind
<Charlemagne> WOO!
#138832 (941)
<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head.
<Dest> dreamwraith: Literally.