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(263)<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking <FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is? #138434
(7)<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron <Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed #138435
(367)<nonzero> do you have a vagina? <cisco_gal> yes :p <nonzero> sweet #138437
(119)Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows! #138441
(47)<{SCF}|l||l||ll|> I AM SCF BARCODE #138442
(173)<Jeeba> You sad sad men. <Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over. <Xylene> and you call us sad. #138450
(119)<[Hobbes]> -rw------- 1 hobbes hobbes 7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core <[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT <@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;) <[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time <@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh. #138453
(9)<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os. <MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several. <MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray <MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is <MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux? <MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo. <MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answer before I asked the question <MeKa> DOLT:P > Uh' dude. > They're different flavours of Linux. > Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey. #138456
(27)<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability * Uno is now known as Rkiver <Skorp> heh <Plague> lol <The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves <The_GoldFish> NO ONE <The_GoldFish> anyway <Plague> keanu reeves is the master * Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves * Skorp hides <Plague> who else do you know who can fly? <Rkiver> Clarke Kent <PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch <Skorp> Superman?? #138458
(32)<FFk> he had a stroke <FFk> and only half of his face works <FFk> isnt that wicked? <FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D #138487
(997)> Okay life is good. > Some girl I know IRL. > Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night. > Yep, life is good. <Seryu> lol > Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window. #138489
(169)(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird? (ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes #138506
(276)<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot. <Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there. <Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words. <Hitei> Shut up, you. #138514
(49)<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people! <Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that <Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted <Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth #138521
(10)<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders... <cannibal> only terrorists use SMS. <brainbox> and most of europe <cannibal> is there a difference? #138542
(92)*** O_T_T_E_R Joined #warez/chat «( cAz )»: sup otter «( Mark )»: lol «( Mark )»: you both go to the same university? «( cAz )»: yeah «( cAz )»: hes like 2 feet away from me «( Mark )»: so u still talk on irc? «( cAz )»: no he wants warez too «( Elf )» university students trading illegal content.. dont they teach you guys the different between right and wrong in school? :p «( Mark )»: im going to report you casey j and justin for trading illegal content at a university «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: mark «(@ deTh[aWay] )»: you're sitting in a warez channel and threatening to report people for it «( Mark )»: sure «( cAz )»: lol you noticed that too huh? «( Mark )»: im here for the chat «( Mark )»: not for the warez «( Mark )»: ;) #138543
(189)<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy <xassassingod> she WILL have my babies <***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ? #138546
(202)<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/ <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z <kdub> haha <FyreDaug> BoZo you geek <kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class <kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too <kdub> when i messed up drawing <BoZo> It felt weird :p <kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z <BoZo> haha #138548
(294)«@ Geza» how do u shut it down?! «@ Geza» 2 shut down sum 1's chan?! <PcChip> well <PcChip> try this, <PcChip> type: /quit shutdown #cafe_paradise «@ Geza» ur lieing «@ Geza» it will kick me «@ Geza» u gay Quits: Geza (~htrsh@owns.tha.world.edu) (Quit: shutdown #cafe_paradise) #138572
(209)(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet? (@Chris_): cba (@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image (@Chris_): nasa.gov * (@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window (@Chris_): exactly! #138576
(245)Syn0P: RESPOND aj64804: no #138583
(214)<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit #138593
(329)Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it. OAGreatLordAxion: ummm OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder Blast Enforcer: oh Blast Enforcer: ok OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that. OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned. #138594
(126)<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to. <jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once. <chaind> lol #138596
(105)OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom. Blast Enforcer: Good. Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes. OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts... OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?