#138433 (263)
<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking
<FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?
#138434 (7)
<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron
<Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed
#138435 (367)
<nonzero> do you have a vagina?
<cisco_gal> yes :p
<nonzero> sweet
#138437 (119)
Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows!
#138441 (47)
<{SCF}|l||l||ll|> I AM SCF BARCODE
#138442 (173)
<Jeeba> You sad sad men.
<Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over.
<Xylene> and you call us sad.
#138450 (119)
<[Hobbes]> -rw-------    1 hobbes  hobbes  7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core
<[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT
<@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;)
<[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time
<@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh.
#138453 (9)
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is
<MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux?
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo.
<MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answer  before I asked the question
<MeKa> DOLT:P
> Uh' dude.
> They're different flavours of Linux.
> Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey.
#138456 (27)
<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability
* Uno is now known as Rkiver
<Skorp> heh
<Plague> lol
<The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves
<The_GoldFish> NO ONE
<The_GoldFish> anyway
<Plague> keanu reeves is the master
* Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves
* Skorp hides
<Plague> who else do you know who can fly?
<Rkiver> Clarke Kent
<PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch
<Skorp> Superman??
#138458 (32)
<FFk> he had a stroke
<FFk> and only half of his face works
<FFk> isnt that wicked?
<FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D
#138487 (997)
> Okay life is good.
> Some girl I know IRL.
> Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night.
> Yep, life is good.
<Seryu> lol
> Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window.
#138489 (169)
(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?
(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes
#138506 (276)
<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot.
<Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there.
<Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words.
<Hitei> Shut up, you.
#138514 (49)
<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people!
<Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that
<Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted
<Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth
#138521 (10)
<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...
<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.
<brainbox> and most of europe
<cannibal> is there a difference?
#138542 (92)
*** O_T_T_E_R Joined #warez/chat
«( cAz )»: sup otter
«( Mark )»: lol
«( Mark )»: you both go to the same university?
«( cAz )»: yeah
«( cAz )»: hes like 2 feet away from me
«( Mark )»: so u still talk on irc?
«( cAz )»: no he wants warez too
«( Elf )» university students trading illegal content.. dont they teach you guys the different between right and wrong in school? :p
«( Mark )»: im going to report you casey j and justin for trading illegal content at a university
«(@ deTh[aWay] )»: mark
«(@ deTh[aWay] )»: you're sitting in a warez channel and threatening to report people for it
«( Mark )»: sure
«( cAz )»: lol you noticed that too huh?
«( Mark )»: im here for the chat
«( Mark )»: not for the warez
«( Mark )»: ;)
#138543 (189)
<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy
<xassassingod> she WILL have my babies
<***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ?
#138546 (202)
<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/       <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z
<kdub> haha
<FyreDaug> BoZo you geek
<kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class
<kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too
<kdub> when i messed up drawing
<BoZo> It felt weird :p
<kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z
<BoZo> haha
#138548 (294)
«@ Geza» how do u shut it down?!
«@ Geza» 2 shut down sum 1's chan?!
<PcChip> well
<PcChip> try this,
<PcChip> type: /quit shutdown #cafe_paradise
«@ Geza» ur lieing
«@ Geza» it will kick me
«@ Geza» u gay
Quits: Geza (~htrsh@owns.tha.world.edu) (Quit: shutdown #cafe_paradise)
#138572 (209)
(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet?
(@Chris_): cba
(@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image
(@Chris_): nasa.gov *
(@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window
(@Chris_): exactly!
#138576 (245)
Syn0P: RESPOND
aj64804: no
#138583 (214)
<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit
#138593 (329)
Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.
OAGreatLordAxion: ummm
OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder
Blast Enforcer: oh
Blast Enforcer: ok
OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.
OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
#138594 (126)
<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to.
<jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once.
<chaind> lol
#138596 (105)
OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.
Blast Enforcer: Good.
Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.
OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...
OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?