#114724 (1178)
* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double
* +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut
* +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire
* +politik corrupts ramoth's heap
* +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory
* +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack
* +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers
* +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room
* +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block
* +politik cuts off ramoth's private member
* +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class
* +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes!
* +politik is out of ideas
* +politik :: ~politik();
* +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace!
<+ramoth4> I win!
* +ramoth4 beat C++.
<+ramoth4> The last guy was hard.
#114920 (548)
<-M-> i went and bought a mint flavoured condom just to see what it tasted like
<-M-> i regretted it a lot when my bro walked in on me licking it
<exclamation> did u munch the jobe?
<-M-> i thiink he's gonna need more therapy than me
<BigKev> did u turn to your bro and say "well.....we were out of mints"
#114988 (1092)
(@zany-) omg, I can hear my mom masturbating :l
(@NpZ^) Ahaha
(@zany-) wai... she doesn't think I'm home
(@zany-) brb
(@zany-) great now I'm grounded
(@NpZ^) HAHA :D
#115126 (113)
<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob?
<Porn_Angel> what?
<SKS> wat?
<Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow..
#115192 (424)
Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!!  I am starting up a internet membership where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net.  Only catch is honesty about the types of cards you have.
Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID.
#115217 (719)
[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin
[(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol
[(chillin)] sex
[(chillin)] with my penguin
[(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so?
[(AtTi2uDe)] lol
[(chillin)] are u sure
[(chillin)] cause i think u did
[(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol
[(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you
[(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous
[(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is
#115370 (15)
* @baafie creams over AngelPHiSH
<@AngelPHiSH> o_O
* @AngelPHiSH wipes up
<@james> that's parksie's job O_o
<@AngelPHiSH> a little warning next time please
* @james hides
* @AngelPHiSH slaps james gently
<@AngelPHiSH> also:  repeatedly
<@james> :(
<@james> ;P
<@AngelPHiSH> wah now you made me think about parksie again >.<
* @AngelPHiSH snivels in her corner
<@AngelPHiSH> im so aloooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee
<%Lioness> wahh wahh :oP
<%Lioness> Quit being emo
<@AngelPHiSH> sob sob
<%Lioness> It's been.....over 2 months for me.
<@AngelPHiSH> i cant help being emo!
<%Lioness> And I've still got 4 weeks to go.
<@AngelPHiSH> yes but YOU DONT FEEL PAIN LIKE I DO
<@baafie> That's because she doesn't do anal.
<@AngelPHiSH> O_O
<@baafie> ;P
<%Lioness> lollers
<@AngelPHiSH> wtf
<@a-arse[away]> lollerNOTFUNNEY
<@a-arse[away]> -e
<@AngelPHiSH> wtfwtfwtf
<@AngelPHiSH> i..
<@AngelPHiSH> O_O
<@AngelPHiSH> from cream to anal.. IN ONE EASY CONVERSATION!
<@AngelPHiSH> Just add baafie
<@baafie> ^_^
#115397 (203)
<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really want snail shit on my face?
#115462 (324)
<@B-Spider`> you young bastage
<@B-Spider`> your balls drop yet?
<@|Qc|Cutthroat> all 3 of them
<@|Qc|Cutthroat> to my surprise
#115468 (366)
<Bendit> damn it, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad
<Bendit> cherry season is already over
<Bendit> :(
<Bendit> 1/3 of them seem to be almost rotting
<Bendit> and the rest have no flavour
<Bendit> there are so few things I like, WHY MUST THEY BE SEASONAL??!!?
<Bulk> ://
<omega> lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round.
<Bulk> im so glad you're in a good mood omega
#115471 (150)
<ginzo_> my company sponsored a 50 Cent/Jay-Z concert
<ginzo_> on july 9th
<ginzo_> hahhaahhaha
<ginzo_> WE ROCK
<therdrai|> ginzo - what company is this?
<ginzo_> Cincinnati Bell
<therdrai|> oh
<therdrai|> are your CEO's and upper management gonna attend
<ginzo_> but i bet the pres will
<ginzo_> he's very into hanging out with africans
<therdrai|> ha
<ginzo_> PR trip or something
<therdrai|> yea
<therdrai|> so he can say "look i'm not racist, fifty cents is one of my best friends"
#115473 (701)
* Kep hugs awsome
* Kep quickly flips her over and punts over over the field goal... three points!
<Kep> woot! =)
<Kep> the keppies win the superbowl!
<Kep> =)
* Kep pokes aws
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* Kep punts Ghaurok|afk through the field goal!
* [3x]Taenarin trys to punts Kep, but [3x]Taenarins foot gets stuck in Keps ass!
<[3x]Taenarin> HELP!
<[3x]Taenarin> GET IT OFF!
<Kep> =(
<Kep> HELP!
<Kep> GET IT OUT!
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<[3x]Taenarin> fucker, he stole my shoe =(
#115477 (389)
<Tea_Bag> yo fox is Mulder your surname
<FoxMulder> Tea_Bag: erm...no
<FoxMulder> is Bag yours?
#115483 (146)
<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x
<DontHurt> ^^;;
<hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex
<Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality?
#115490 (245)
<aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or something, but also that it had compression.
<Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his honeyed lies.
#115506 (431)
<chris> i've been to a lan-party with 130 people on the weekend
<Matthew> Cool.
<Matthew> I have the internet.
<Matthew> It's one big lan party.
<Matthew> But the difference is...
<Matthew> You can jerk off, and no one knows.
<chris> true that
#115606 (312)
<LaaG> i wonder if sponge bob has a square dick
#115625 (299)
<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224 objects...
<Boko> :O
<Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc
#115626 (578)
<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00.
<Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight."
#115646 (388)
<pathogen> <(^_^<)
<pathogen> (>^_^)>
<pathogen> kirby dances
<pathogen> for money
<pathogen> <(^_^<)
<pathogen> (>^_^)>
<pathogen> <(^_^<)
<pathogen> (>^_^)>
<pathogen> <(^_^<)
<pathogen> (>^_^)>
<pathogen> <(O_O)>
<pathogen> cha-cha-cha!
<kermit> gay
#115711 (353)
[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis.
[Jade Lotus] lol
[mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before?
[mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness.
[mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"
#115726 (584)
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<DracoDanMP> wow sin, you must have some nasty, nasty breathe
<DracoDanMP> you just blew half the channel away with a yawn
#115765 (626)
<spungles> ooh
<spungles> hot chick in the park
<spungles> bbl
<moleman> WAIT
<moleman> give us a URL first!
<xanex> no
<xanex> I think he means IRL
#115781 (706)
<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/
<Mortarion> yes you did
<noddy> sorry dude :*(
<The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P
<noddy> :/
<Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again?
<noddy> again!?
<Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks
<Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned
<The_Gifted_One> ROFL
#115783 (861)
<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program?
<su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl
<su-noel> we keep him in a box