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(1178)* +ramoth4 slaps politik with an unsigned long double * +politik comes back with a _uint64 uppercut * +ramoth4 pulls out a struct and returns fire * +politik corrupts ramoth's heap * +Fire_Elemental-Coding- ducks to avoid leaked memory * +politik pops Fire_Elemental-Coding- square in the stack * +ramoth4 stuffs politik's face in the bitbucket, and begins to operate on nil pointers * +politik throws uncatchable exceptions around the room * +ramoth4 dodges skillfully with his try-catch block * +politik cuts off ramoth's private member * +ramoth4 encapsulates the wound in a protected class * +politik destroys all foes with up-casts to inappropriate derived classes! * +politik is out of ideas * +politik :: ~politik(); * +ramoth4 declares flipcode his namespace! <+ramoth4> I win! * +ramoth4 beat C++. <+ramoth4> The last guy was hard. #114920
(548)<-M-> i went and bought a mint flavoured condom just to see what it tasted like <-M-> i regretted it a lot when my bro walked in on me licking it <exclamation> did u munch the jobe? <-M-> i thiink he's gonna need more therapy than me <BigKev> did u turn to your bro and say "well.....we were out of mints" #114988
(1092)(@zany-) omg, I can hear my mom masturbating :l (@NpZ^) Ahaha (@zany-) wai... she doesn't think I'm home (@zany-) brb (@zany-) great now I'm grounded (@NpZ^) HAHA :D #115126
(113)<Thin-H-Line> what's the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? <Porn_Angel> what? <SKS> wat? <Thin-H-Line> you know she'll swallow.. #115192
(424)Whitetail deer18: Attention all pokemon card trainiers!!! I am starting up a internet membership where those who have card decks can play eachother over the net. Only catch is honesty about the types of cards you have. Trazzy: attention all pokemon card trainers: GO GET LAID. #115217
(719)[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol [(chillin)] sex [(chillin)] with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so? [(AtTi2uDe)] lol [(chillin)] are u sure [(chillin)] cause i think u did [(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol [(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you [(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous [(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is #115370
(15)* @baafie creams over AngelPHiSH <@AngelPHiSH> o_O * @AngelPHiSH wipes up <@james> that's parksie's job O_o <@AngelPHiSH> a little warning next time please * @james hides * @AngelPHiSH slaps james gently <@AngelPHiSH> also: repeatedly <@james> :( <@james> ;P <@AngelPHiSH> wah now you made me think about parksie again >.< * @AngelPHiSH snivels in her corner <@AngelPHiSH> im so aloooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeee <%Lioness> wahh wahh :oP <%Lioness> Quit being emo <@AngelPHiSH> sob sob <%Lioness> It's been.....over 2 months for me. <@AngelPHiSH> i cant help being emo! <%Lioness> And I've still got 4 weeks to go. <@AngelPHiSH> yes but YOU DONT FEEL PAIN LIKE I DO <@baafie> That's because she doesn't do anal. <@AngelPHiSH> O_O <@baafie> ;P <%Lioness> lollers <@AngelPHiSH> wtf <@a-arse[away]> lollerNOTFUNNEY <@a-arse[away]> -e <@AngelPHiSH> wtfwtfwtf <@AngelPHiSH> i.. <@AngelPHiSH> O_O <@AngelPHiSH> from cream to anal.. IN ONE EASY CONVERSATION! <@AngelPHiSH> Just add baafie <@baafie> ^_^ #115397
(203)<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really want snail shit on my face? #115462
(324)<@B-Spider`> you young bastage <@B-Spider`> your balls drop yet? <@|Qc|Cutthroat> all 3 of them <@|Qc|Cutthroat> to my surprise #115468
(366)<Bendit> damn it, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad <Bendit> cherry season is already over <Bendit> :( <Bendit> 1/3 of them seem to be almost rotting <Bendit> and the rest have no flavour <Bendit> there are so few things I like, WHY MUST THEY BE SEASONAL??!!? <Bulk> :// <omega> lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round. <Bulk> im so glad you're in a good mood omega #115471
(150)<ginzo_> my company sponsored a 50 Cent/Jay-Z concert <ginzo_> on july 9th <ginzo_> hahhaahhaha <ginzo_> WE ROCK <therdrai|> ginzo - what company is this? <ginzo_> Cincinnati Bell <therdrai|> oh <therdrai|> are your CEO's and upper management gonna attend <ginzo_> but i bet the pres will <ginzo_> he's very into hanging out with africans <therdrai|> ha <ginzo_> PR trip or something <therdrai|> yea <therdrai|> so he can say "look i'm not racist, fifty cents is one of my best friends" #115473
(701)* Kep hugs awsome * Kep quickly flips her over and punts over over the field goal... three points! <Kep> woot! =) <Kep> the keppies win the superbowl! <Kep> =) * Kep pokes aws * Ghaurok|afk has joined #tz * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ghaurok|afk * Kep punts Ghaurok|afk through the field goal! * [3x]Taenarin trys to punts Kep, but [3x]Taenarins foot gets stuck in Keps ass! <[3x]Taenarin> HELP! <[3x]Taenarin> GET IT OFF! <Kep> =( <Kep> HELP! <Kep> GET IT OUT! * Kep has quit IRC (Client Exiting) <[3x]Taenarin> fucker, he stole my shoe =( #115477
(389)<Tea_Bag> yo fox is Mulder your surname <FoxMulder> Tea_Bag: erm...no <FoxMulder> is Bag yours? #115483
(146)<DontHurt> do i want to be here? :x <DontHurt> ^^;; <hakootoko> nah, you wanna be out having wild sex <Tirith> wild sex... like... beastiality? #115490
(245)<aen> That's weird. I thought someone told me .bins were better than .isos because you can repair them more easily or something, but also that it had compression. <Gayo> He was a .bin propagandist, tricking you with his honeyed lies. #115506
(431)<chris> i've been to a lan-party with 130 people on the weekend <Matthew> Cool. <Matthew> I have the internet. <Matthew> It's one big lan party. <Matthew> But the difference is... <Matthew> You can jerk off, and no one knows. <chris> true that #115606
(312)<LaaG> i wonder if sponge bob has a square dick #115625
(299)<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224 objects... <Boko> :O <Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc #115626
(578)<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00. <Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight." #115646
(388)<pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> kirby dances <pathogen> for money <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(^_^<) <pathogen> (>^_^)> <pathogen> <(O_O)> <pathogen> cha-cha-cha! <kermit> gay #115711
(353)[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter extendopenis. [Jade Lotus] lol [mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before? [mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness. [mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!" #115726
(584)* |SiN| yawns. * Asfand_Yar has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * mattsteg|mobile has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * paq_ has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * sleep|761 has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * |SiN| has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * Tang has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * rasp has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * hack|afk has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * thorak has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * Jim_ has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * kampf_wk has quit IRC (niven.freenode.net irc.freenode.net) * hack|afk has joined #2cpu * Asfand_Yar has joined #2cpu * mattsteg|mobile has joined #2cpu * paq_ has joined #2cpu * thorak has joined #2cpu * rasp has joined #2cpu * Tang has joined #2cpu * kampf_wk has joined #2cpu * |SiN| has joined #2cpu * Jim_ has joined #2cpu * niven.freenode.net sets mode: +oooo hack|afk kampf_wk |SiN| Jim_ * sleep|761 has joined #2cpu <DracoDanMP> wow sin, you must have some nasty, nasty breathe <DracoDanMP> you just blew half the channel away with a yawn #115765
(626)<spungles> ooh <spungles> hot chick in the park <spungles> bbl <moleman> WAIT <moleman> give us a URL first! <xanex> no <xanex> I think he means IRL #115781
(706)<noddy> oops, i banned tgo last night and forgot to remove it :/ <Mortarion> yes you did <noddy> sorry dude :*( <The_Gifted_One> yeah, u whore :P <noddy> :/ <Mortarion> am i gonna have to start checking the ban list when i get up every morning again? <noddy> again!? <Mortarion> yes, when i first gave you ops i'd have to check the banlist, usually you hadn't banned anyone in particular, you'd just filled it up with crap banmasks <Mortarion> i got up one morning and like 40 countries had been banned <The_Gifted_One> ROFL #115783
(861)<su-Septik> canada has a nuclear program? <su-noel> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl <su-noel> we keep him in a box