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#108630 (262)

Aegis> bah
<Aegis> I'm out of pop
<Aegis> and I don't have enough sugar to make koolaid
<Aegis> sec, I'm gonna go melt some freezies into a glass
<Mazrim> store run?
<ameh> lol
<Aegis> Maz: Not while male ingeunity can still prevail

#108657 (98)

[Pete] pulling out the bad HD now.
[-QUIT-] - Pete[-Peter@hartmut-82lgcgo.mphknet.ca-] - smeg.hub.us.striked.org devil.bc.ca.striked.org

#108679 (122)

(killjoy) adora; still. women have things like continous orgasm, multiple orgasms, etc etc... i'm sure something's bound to trigger.
(Adora) not if you're good
(Adora) i mean, really good. If you had teh skillz.
(killjoy) i'd rather give her a multiple orgasm then one big one ;p
(mibi-drunk-on-life) id settle for a light moan
(Adora) i suppose you could kill a hour or so with some (now legal) texan buttsex and master/slave play...
(mibi-drunk-on-life) adora can i pm you?

#108694 (131)

<prence> i wonder if that time i choked on a popsicle meant i deep throated it

#108702 (23)

#108710 (41)

<Exor> SHOIT
<kevin> hahahahahahaha
<Exor> yea ive been thinking british lately

#108711 (899)

+(norad) if you rearrange the letters in mother in law, you get woman hitler :/

#108714 (187)

Jpfan01 :if guys didn't have orgasms sometimes like women did
Wolf3055 :that would suck
Jpfan01 :we'd be killing entire city blocks
Jpfan01 :and rioting

#108730 (279)

<RjT> I just fucked a chipmunk
<Osmosis> erm
<RjT> ah shit wrong window

#108825 (315)

(@^duckman^) shit i ate soap brb

#108997 (127)

<oDDY> did u take a picture :(
<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(
<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D
<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh

#109111 (534)

<Thel> "You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation."
* SephirothTheOneWingedAngel (~uole@130.39.47.11) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* SporkBad (~LanceBad@148.246.78.170) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* Sir_Spankspeople (PsychoSam_@216.58.5.5 Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)
* Ace|werk (~Cartoonis@206.169.51.19) Quit (gryphon.magicstar.net starship.magicstar.net)

#109225 (283)

<S|ip> if I wanted to see scenery I'd go to google. Like, I know the resolution would be better if I actually decided to go hiking, but I'd have to get up...

#109230 (231)

<Firestorm-> my parents
<Firestorm-> lol
<Firestorm-> they walked in on my once
<Firestorm-> that.. sucked.
<Firestorm-> seriously
<Firestorm-> nope
<Firestorm-> they walked in, screamed, left.
<Firestorm-> and I continued
<Hinkey> you continued after they left?
<Hinkey> you sick fuck
<Firestorm-> yes Hinkey I finished up.
<Firestorm-> and then I screamed at them

#109270 (348)

<Melkor> ===== Question 9518/10000 =====
<Melkor> the chinese ideograph with two women under one roof means what?
<Melkor> Hint: @@@@@@@
<Xylus2> incest
<UltraSSJ> free porn
<Xylus2> lesbian

#109288 (113)

<s_> well
<s_> i have button and string shorts
<troop> I'll bet
<s_> and its hell to go to the bathroom
<s_> so i just lift my short leg up
<s_> and pee out the side
<troop> lol

#109297 (78)

<+sampson> i'm such a fag i setup winxp to look like osx

#109306 (305)

<Phylitsa> bath, brb
<Kiz> videotaping innocent teenagers. brb

#109330 (358)

* meek has joined #8-bit.theater
<meek> 3600 penises
* meek has left #8-bit.theater
<CanNinja> That was random.
<BrvFencer> That was meek.

#109334 (208)

* CanNinja masturbates.
<OB1> .......
* OB1 turns around
<CanNinja> It's not like I'm spraying you in the face or anything.

#109345 (262)

<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys!
<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention Whore"
<Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen

#109376 (847)

<@deez> yeah there's like 6 of us... with the same sense of humor in here
<Skail> who's using it now?

#109385 (310)

<@Phae> we could get a hooker, and patch it with a gf crack... then it'd be free,a nd you wouldn't have to register it

#109501 (300)

<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s
<drag-n> the sad thing is
<drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.

#109531 (72)

<klafka> it's a sign your an irc nerd
<klafka> if a song makes you want to type