#106305 (2)
<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery does when she leaves the centre for abused wives?
<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
#106311 (995)
<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today, luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead
#106319 (390)
<wik|sys> if i was a girl. i'd be the sluttiest lesbian ever. and i'd fuck all the dorky nerdy guys who don't get any. just 'cause.
#106358 (1017)
<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?
#106363 (75)
(jo2): Do you know any help files for vb which are legal to download ?
(@IRBMe): MSDN?
(@IRBMe): or you could look on the CD's or something
(jo2): i have no cds
(@IRBMe): where did they go?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): i never had them
(jo2): i have downloaded a trial ver
(@AndyDev): where did u d/l it from?
(jo2): no warez
(@AndyDev): where did u find the trial version?
(jo2): don't know
(jo2): it was 3 month ago
(@AndyDev): then buy the cds
(jo2): ok give me the money
(@AndyDev): OK, download them from here ftp://warez:download@127.0.0.1
(jo2): it doesn't work
#106371 (252)
< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes
in a movie
< mcp33p4n75> and ssh
< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just
looked at me like I was a moron
#106387 (217)
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
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<Mad|Mungkee> I was playing everquest once and this guy killed himself with a shotgun and broadcasted it in East Commons
<Mad|Mungkee> pretty sad
<brasshorse> did his elf die
#106393 (594)
<evildoer> EXCERRENT
<Kitsa> what are you babbling on about?
<evildoer> EYE BOUGHT A NEW GITARE AND POLICE QUEST + SWAT COLACTIAN
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> ah
<evildoer> IT ES TEHS QUALETY GITIR FOR 5 DOLARS
<Kitsa> flea market?
<evildoer> yas
<Kitsa> what did you barter, your spelling ability?
#106414 (40)
<`jon`> oh god this is a joke
<`jon`> 'jon-' is taken :/
<`jon`> /whotheFUCKis jon-
<`jon`> oh shit
-:- Jon- [teppic8@usr449-gat.cableinet.co.uk] has joined #doomroom
<`jon`> its me
<Jon-> heh
#106427 (30)
<NiceGuyEddie> "The miserly, large-nosed Gargamel is a blatant Jewish stereotype. Draw your own conclusions"
<Alpha_Omega> PUT GARGAMEL IN THE OVEN THEN, GERMAN
#106429 (294)
<Jim`> Casey loves me, tel.
<Jim`> We're best friends.
<SarahS> Jim is afraid of Casey though.
<Jim`> I WAS because he's SHARP and LOUD, but I'm fine now.
<telarium> Do you help him masturbate?
<Jim`> I played with him and stuff.
<Psitron> ...
<Jim`> Er...
<acdcfanbill> ~_^
<Jim`> Bad timing.
#106430 (-1106)
* SBR_Scythe tosses RSFS_Cheif a Coke
<SBRLestat> a sprite for me scythe
<SBR_Starfire> Hey Scythe, I'll have a cock
<SBR_Starfire> oh my god
<SBR_Starfire> I'm never going to live that one down am I?
<SBR_Scythe> nope
#106431 (39)
@jaban> "I'm going to go on the porn and get my e-mail *cough cough* I mean the Internet"
@jaban> I don't know how many times I've made that mistake.
@gardah> haha
#106432 (594)
<John5> ben
<Ben> what
<John5> i dont know how to say this but
<John5> ......
<John5> im gay
<Ben> :|
<Ben> omfg
<Ben> really?
<John5> yeh
<Ben> omfg
<Ben> well
<Ben> good luck
<John5>APRIL FOOL
<Ben> what the fuck are you on?
<Ben> its teh middle of june
<John5> .........fuck
#106433 (38)
* emil is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as thal0s
* thal0s is now known as Thalos
* Thalos is now known as emil
<n00bish> *** emil is now known as SOMEONEWHOCANTDECIDEONANAME
#106442 (35)
<Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
#106446 (217)
<navi> HELLO, MY NAME IS ASHLEIGH, AND I AM REAL.
<Chibi-Usa> HELLO
<Chibi-Usa> MY NAME IS CHIBI
<Chibi-Usa> AND I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION
<Frostuman_The_White> HELLO
<Frostuman_The_White> MY NAME IS FROSTUMAN THE WHITE
<navi> and you are going to take over Middle Earth
<Frostuman_The_White> AND I AM AN ALCO---I'M GOD! YES! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!
#106450 (380)
<Frosty> I hate going into kitchens in Resident Evil. I mean - you just know that there's something in the 'fridge. There always is. And you don't want to open the 'fridge, but you know there's something in there that you need. However, you're running out of ammo, so you're left with killing a zombie using nothing more than a toothpick and the urine from pissing your pants.
#106454 (155)
<DarkMatter> THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
<DarkMatter> THE SECOND COMMANDMENT
<DarkMatter> STAY OUT OF MY F****** BEER.
#106459 (43)
<caze> SCO ought to be sued for suing
#106460 (461)
<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial socks.
<DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music.  And God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.
#106484 (171)
<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload
<@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force
#106500 (331)
<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...
<Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building...
<Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit...
<Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...
<Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..."
<logical_or> lol, geek
<Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.
<logical_or> ROFL
#106507 (118)
<@MooMooCow> what state you live in?
<@waffl0r> indiana
<@waffl0r> you can come here and the numbnuts in the KKK will burn you on a cross, even if you are white, dumb bastards are too inbred to tell the difference anymore
<@waffl0r> the idiots here are still too dumb to know the difference between mangos and green peppers :P