#103463 (233)
<TFreak> She was like, "are you enjoying this"
<TFreak> And I was like thinking, dude, it feels like I'm fucking a bowl of spagetti-Os or something.
#103467 (186)
Knight Takeru: what happened to your old greeting?
TheDauntlessStar: i dunno
TheDauntlessStar: it was there, then it just sorta faded away...
TheDauntlessStar: like George Lucas's directing abilities
Knight Takeru: Yup...
Knight Takeru: or Bush's leadership..
Knight Takeru: wait
Knight Takeru: that was never there
Knight Takeru: my bad...
#103475 (188)
<Rigger> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<Rigger> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<Rigger> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<Rigger> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?
#103476 (200)
<Dhraakellian> an ant just ran across the top of my monitor
<Dhraakellian> I've heard of ANSI, but this is ridiculous
<Dhraakellian> perhaps my computer needs to be debugged
#103480 (72)
<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> oh, you wanna play it like that efnet?
<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> disconnect me will you?
<kAwAiIaZnChIk659> i'll leech my warez elsewhere, thank you!
#103483 (141)
<Rocket> nothing gay about predicting the size of a mans cock
#103486 (423)
<_3Apophis> how i'm i stupid?
#103489 (178)
<Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends
<Jemte> yea that sucks
<fdog> LOL
Topic (#clemson): changed by fdog: <Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends
#103496 (460)
(AnonymousOtaku) how do i go afk? this is my first time on IRC
#103497 (484)
*|Truth| Thinks he should teach moe a lesson in "Fucking Fine Bitches 101"
<moes_19> Truth - the finest bitch you've ever fucked sweats through its tongue.
<moes_19> dipshit
<Puedlfor> Ouch.
#103499 (158)
<Miro-kun> My karma ran over your dogma
#103516 (826)
<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and fuck and then you could drive yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"
<B2uc> and then I get a dirty look.
#103534 (-344)
<MagicCow> I hate people who think that being gay should give them special rights.. it's not like they are women, or black.. who were unfortunately born wrong.. they made a choice to be stupid faggots.
#103535 (762)
<Ned> rofl
<Ned> Sud N' Fud
<Ned> When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead
<CB[UN1]> you forgot the usual line
<CB[UN1]> "hey stop im only 12"
<iX|Blue|afk> lol
<iX|Blue|afk> i usually get "woof bark bark"
#103537 (177)
<hohum> when you get to the printf(); *BAM* instant coredump followed by an suid shell
<hohum> get it?
<brandon> to a degree
* brandon isn't much on programming
<hohum> don't worry, neither are the people who write software :)
<brandon> lol
<hohum> you'd fit right in
#103546 (790)
<Cody> Hmmm
<Cody> Amazon offers a discount if you buy Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations at the same time as Marx's Communist Manifesto...
#103549 (649)
<drwiii> this game rules.
<drwiii> i punched a building and it EXPLODED
<drwiii> but enough about that, let's talk about the game.
#103554 (380)
<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in?
#103558 (299)
<@GeNOc|DE> damn i wanna bone the lead singer of evanescence
<@eught> what does she looks like?
<@GeNOc|DE> sex
#103559 (1223)
<@redfox> fuk
<@redfox> just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours
<@bovineaux> omg ur gonna be a daddy!
#103562 (296)
<Knghtbrd> something so totally feels wrong ...
<lisa> ?
<Knghtbrd> no idea, but going outside right now makes me wanna run back inside, bar the door, and hide under the bed.
<lisa> republicans in town or something?
#103577 (474)
<NMO> MY MONITOR IS FUCKED.
<sheeps> it got lucky ay?
<NMO> Yeah, my subwoofer is such a fucking slut.
#103597 (874)
<Ozymandias> WTF is an accronym
#103603 (273)
<A-C> Is it me or is the new Tatu song unbelievably annoying
<Lightbunny> is it me or are all of their songs annoying?
<Lightbunny> but who cares.  they're cute lesbians.
<A-C> but of course
#103639 (753)
<plexr> do you know std c++ ?
<plexr> or is a weak understanding of VB your only strength
<ahorse_> oohhhhh he just said the equivalent of *yo momma*