#98100 (1606)
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF
<DerianX> Yes.
<AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece
#98107 (121)
<@f0dd|away> !topic #ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people
*** nuff0r changes topic to '#ol - guns don't kill people; I kill people'
<Kwazy> Guns kill people, but at least THEY dont rape them afterwards
<Kwazy> *sick grin*
#98111 (585)
<_Nathan> thats a lot of licenses you bought viss ;)
<visionz> yeah
<visionz> cost me 3 arms and a dozen legs
<visionz> living near a cemetary rox :)
#98112 (163)
ritilan: and in 2 years u can have your first drink
Halo: Yeah, I cant wait!
Halo: Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest.
ritilan: i belive u
Halo: Then you are gullible
ritilan: yes well there is that too
Halo: Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic
ritilan: i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite
ritilan: at least i think it does
Halo: I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices in check
ritilan: is bad when they all sing along
Halo: Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit
Halo: Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND"
#98113 (129)
<kw> I associate Chanel 5 with old women, my grandma used to wear it
<kw> (so, needless to say.. I find it quite erotic)
#98238 (393)
Customer: "I CAN'T READ OR RECEIVE EMAIL! HELP!"
We're only allowed to reply through email, so I almost deleted it. But I reconsidered.
Tech Support: "Yes you can."
#98324 (813)
<@voh> ever seen the bristol flag in my room?
<@voh> it's about 80 cm wide and 300cm long
<@voh> big-ass flag :)
< SirGoblin> sounds like my penis
<@voh> yeah
<@voh> the flag refuses to stand up straight as well
#98332 (1759)
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"
#98341 (188)
<DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic vampire teeth
#98342 (225)
EKBoney: You've got the cat from hell, I've got a dog that doubles as a mop and vacuum
EKBoney: Maybe we can genetically clone them together and have a cat-dog-satanic-vacuum-mop!
EKBoney: They'd sell great in the market!
Trumpeter085: praise satan & clean your floors!
#98343 (742)
<kevin> Good Morning, nigga!
<kronix> ...
<Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, niggaaaaaaaaaaa!
<kevin> lmao
<kronix> Dinny is a wigger
*** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - wigger [#38492])
#98345 (217)
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
#98349 (321)
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo
#98354 (592)
<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
<eva> shut up fag
<eva> IM NOT GAY
#98359 (364)
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it
#98369 (322)
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive.
<WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
<WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
<WC|spieler> sometime next summer
#98372 (184)
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
#98381 (121)
<Duran`Mun> ... I've had a religious experience
<Lathian> Duran`Mun, did someone hit you with a bible?
<Duran`Mun> Lathian: No, I put in my new sound Card.
<Lathian> aaah
#98382 (83)
<H> damn... i can think of that to hide pr0n but i can't remember mother's day... must work on priorities
#98388 (414)
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
#98389 (243)
<ex-machina> lol there's a guy in hellraiser 3 who kills people by chucking CDs at them. Presumably they're Win XP install discs...
#98398 (1070)
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
#98410 (666)
<Andrew_ge> whats an ip?
<Andrew_ge> cos according to this popup, my pc is broadcasting one - is that bad?
<blender> internet protocol
<Andrew_ge> better download this program just incase... its free anyhow
<Andrew_ge> also - you should check this out, its rules... http://www.gator.com
<blender> spam anyone?
<Andrew_ge> whats spam?
<blender> a lovely meat
#98412 (185)
TwilightKnight: i fucking hate you so much
Dr SpaZZo: Thats what you get for breaking the goatse rules of engagement
TwilightKnight: wtf are you talking about?
Dr SpaZZo: (Article 2, chapter 5, line 9: Sending goatse to those of the female persuasion is forbidden)
TwilightKnight: heheheh
#98419 (204)
<Focusyn> hmm this commercial for a local pool place here
<Focusyn> just said "And we make PAYING fun TOO!!!!"
<SJr> Hmmmm
<Focusyn> what, do they let you come in every month and pay your bill in ones in some stripper's panties?